Sex, Virginity Intimacy Testing the waters

Testing the waters

Anonymousss95 - 10/12/2011 12:03 - Sweden

Today, I lost my virginity. Afterwards, he told me that he was only doing this because he wanted to know if he still truly loves his girlfriend. FML

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EliseV - 03/11/2014 18:56 - United States - Chino Hills

Today, I lost my virginity. In the middle of it, he just gave up and said he wasn't in the mood anymore. Then I had to listen about his past failed relationships for over an hour. FML

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Anonymous - 07/06/2015 04:21 - New Zealand - Tauranga

Today, I lost my virginity. He then told me, in tears, how bad he felt about leaving his dog alone for the night. FML

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Lady Vulva - 19/09/2015 02:56

Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It lasted about 20 seconds, and he cried during it. I later heard him telling his friends he'd given me a "damn good pounding" and "made her cum 3 times". I wish. FML

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sexisntfun - 30/03/2015 02:13 - United States

Today, I was about to lose my virginity to my girlfriend, with whom I am genuinely in love. Right after I'd got the condom on, she said, "You do know this is break-up sex, right?" FML

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Anonymous - 04/02/2013 17:17 - United States - Durham

Today, my girlfriend lost her virginity. I still have mine, though. FML

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Anonymous - 02/05/2015 02:22 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams. I could tell she really enjoyed it, because she muttered "Well, that was disappointing." afterwards, then got dressed, said she'd made a huge mistake, and asked me not to call her again. Yep, total stud. FML

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Nuts

Anonymous - 15/09/2011 20:03 - United States

Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. Not only did he last just 2 minutes, he also sat there for a while afterwards, smacking his semi-erect penis in awe and saying, "Look, it's still hard! How crazy is that?!" FML

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Laura - 17/09/2010 00:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of three years decided it was finally time to have sex. After we did, he told me that he was sleeping with another girl. He wanted to have sex with me to see who was better. FML

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Absolute beginners

dancerr2210 - 09/06/2010 04:01 - United States

Today, after making out with my boyfriend for the first time, it took me an hour to convince him he was still a virgin. FML

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Oops...

the other woman - 26/06/2018 01:30

Today, I found out that the guy I lost my virginity to a few months ago was in a relationship the whole time. How did I find out? His now ex-girlfriend called to yell at me. FML

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magicrock 8

Saturday 10 December 2011 18:36

Well does he really love her now?

ohdearkristen 0

Saturday 10 December 2011 18:38

Damn.. sorry OP :( that really sucks. He's a dick

kei1108 13

Sunday 11 December 2011 6:56

I'm so sorry that he tricked you... Don't let it become a pattern with anyone.

Poetaster 10

Sunday 11 December 2011 7:09

Congrats, your officially screwed.

KiddNYC1O 20

Sunday 11 December 2011 7:12

Choose sexual partners wisely next time.

perdix 29

Sunday 11 December 2011 7:12

He actually needed a reason to have sex? Sex is the reason for everything else!

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Sunday 11 December 2011 7:24

The realization that you're a stupid 16 year old female who got played for an idiot must be hard to bear.

saddenedham 0

Sunday 11 December 2011 7:54

Baby, I'm so sorry! I wish I were there to console you!

moanaleaaetoa11 0

Sunday 11 December 2011 8:07

What an asshole!!

J0gby 0

Sunday 11 December 2011 8:24

this convo reminds me of that part in scary movie 4 where the two black guys argue about whether or not someone can "turn up dead"

rexreta 5

Sunday 11 December 2011 8:52

I'm guessing that he still did ...

countrygirl1616 2

Sunday 11 December 2011 9:08

Eh when I lost mine the guy looked at me and said well at least I know you are a good lay.

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Today, I was the bridesmaid for my dad and stepmum's wedding. As I was walking down the aisle, I tripped and fell over my high heels, hit my head on the armrest of a wooden chair on the way down, then passed out. I now have a concussion and a broken ankle. The wedding went on without me. FML

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