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Anonymous - 07/06/2009 13:50 - South Africa

Today, I went to a huge party. My ex boyfriend was there who I still have feelings for, so I decided to make him jealous by making out with the really drunk guy next to me. While we were making out, he threw up in my mouth and all over me. Everybody found it hysterical including my ex. FML

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Anonymous - 12/08/2021 14:01

Today, I went to a party and saw my current boyfriend making out with my ex-boyfriend. FML

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Tasty

Anonymous - 22/05/2020 20:00

Today, while picking up my extremely drunk girlfriend from a party, she insisted on attempting to make out with me. She threw up in my mouth mid-kiss. FML

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dlova - 27/01/2009 06:33 - United States

Today, I was at a party and spent the whole night bragging to my friends about how I thought this girl was totally into me. As we were leaving, we saw the same girl making out with my ex. FML

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Poor me

Anonymous - 10/11/2019 03:00

Today, I finally kissed the guy I really love at a party. He took me outside and immediately vomited. FML

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The ex from hell

welpwelpwelp - 08/07/2015 17:45 - Australia - Canberra

Today, while at a party, I ran into the girl I've liked for ages. I was so nervous, but I managed to keep the conversation going for a half hour. After mustering up the courage to ask her out on a date, her drunk, over-protective ex burst in and threw up on my shirt. Good timing, asswipe. FML

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allennn - 14/03/2010 14:56 - France

Today, I went to a party, and the girl I really like started telling me how much she likes me and how she thought we would be good together. I was so drunk I threw up on her. FML

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drunk - 06/03/2010 07:38 - Australia

Today, I woke up on a friend's floor with a massive hangover after her party last night. My friend, who was next to me, barfed all over me. She then told me that while I was drunk last night, I made out with her dog as well as two of our other friend's boyfriends. FML

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Out from Hell - 22/04/2013 22:31 - United States - Woodstock

Today, I got so drunk I called my ex-boyfriend and confessed my love to him. All in front of my current boyfriend. FML

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wtfjusthappened - 24/01/2009 03:27 - United States

Today, my ex-boyfriend from two years ago called and asked to come over. Still being in love with him, I agreed to see him but decided I wasn't drunk enough to handle the stress. After a while of drinking, he said that he really missed me and wanted to be with me. My reply consisted of throwing up. FML

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Party zone!!

helloworld92 - 31/01/2009 20:33 - United States

Today, I hung out with my crush for only the second time at his apartment. He was having a party. After a few sips of my green apple smirnoff, I puked up the Chinese food I had eaten earlier all over his new couch in front of him and a bunch of people I didn't know. FML

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Kcired 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 20:14

YDI and its stupid, if you have feelings for him, dont you think making out with someone else would completely blow him off??? why dont you.. oh i dont know.. TALK to him?

Ughsucks 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 20:13

Yes because the best solution to an ex being around is to make out with someone you've never seen before. Clearly your deduction is faultless.

Pop1520 0

Thursday 31 December 2009 9:10

You're a dumbass. YDI

asiamph 1

Friday 12 February 2010 7:49

eeeeewwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!Thats sum Nasty shit....lol..thats a lesson learnt for u!

iLuvBunnies 0

Sunday 3 April 2011 21:22

Karma's A Bitch.

tohelliride 0

Friday 20 May 2011 4:39

karmas only a bitch if ur a bitch first

ofwglui 0

Friday 3 June 2011 6:58

*****

erineegads 0

Thursday 30 June 2011 22:33

oh god. I can seriously relate to that. it sounds like something I would do, but I would never admit it.

dolphingirl00 0

Wednesday 27 July 2011 5:42

grow up. you deserve it... well not in the mouth... that revolting.

MeleMallory 0

Thursday 15 September 2011 11:41

He's an ex for a reason. Get over him, but not by trying to make him jealous. If he broke up with you, making out with someone else won't do anything.