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Anonymous - 07/06/2009 13:50 - South Africa

Today, I went to a huge party. My ex boyfriend was there who I still have feelings for, so I decided to make him jealous by making out with the really drunk guy next to me. While we were making out, he threw up in my mouth and all over me. Everybody found it hysterical including my ex. FML
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Kcired 0

YDI and its stupid, if you have feelings for him, dont you think making out with someone else would completely blow him off??? why dont you.. oh i dont know.. TALK to him?

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Ughsucks 0

Yes because the best solution to an ex being around is to make out with someone you've never seen before. Clearly your deduction is faultless.

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dancing_bear 0

Voted fyl because someone threw up in your mouth. Your plan might have been childish but you didn't deserve that D:

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Offspring_fml 27

I don't see why you (OP) thought making out with a stranger would fix your issues with your ex since you apparently like him. That was pretty dumb, YDI.

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Ughsucks 0

Yes because the best solution to an ex being around is to make out with someone you've never seen before. Clearly your deduction is faultless.

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Kcired 0

YDI and its stupid, if you have feelings for him, dont you think making out with someone else would completely blow him off??? why dont you.. oh i dont know.. TALK to him?

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DynamicDave 11

^^^ This. The "make him jealous" trick never works.

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dotVillain 1

People like you are the shit of the world. Rather than moving on, you try and hurt the person you still have feelings for. YDI. Karma is a bitch.

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justlooking 0

Let karma handle it by itself. Trying to create karma is only going to make things worse on yourself. YDI.

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