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ManChildBF - 03/03/2022 18:00 - United States - Loveland

Today, my boyfriend came home and demanded dinner. I started suggesting things, but he threw out that we should just fend for ourselves. I made pasta and offered him some, but he decided to throw a fit and go to bed at 6:30pm without dinner. He then woke up at 9 to complain he was hungry, then slept on the couch. FML

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mama’s boy - 31/10/2019 00:01

Today, I realized just how spoiled and immature my boyfriend is when I asked him several times what he’d like for dinner. Getting no answer, I made steak, potatoes and salad. He then sulked and refused to eat it, since he wanted spaghetti and meatballs instead. FML

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Nature calls

anon - 27/07/2023 22:00

Today, my idiot boyfriend, who thinks he's an outdoorsman, made sauce from mushrooms he'd foraged. I refused to eat it. He got upset and had two helpings. He's now in bed, whining about how bad he feels. Stupid dumbass. FML

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AprilFlowers - 01/12/2009 17:15 - United States

Today, I woke up early and made my boyfriend french toast. When he woke up, he yelled at me because it was his dish day and I was creating more dishes for him to do. He made me do the dishes. FML

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Run, run away pronto

Anonymous - 22/01/2021 08:01

Today, my fiancé yelled at me after I got off the phone with my friends, because I said I hadn't felt this happy and hadn't laughed this much in a long time. He was also mad that I didn't cook him dinner. He didn't ask me to cook dinner for him. He then told me to go somewhere else if I'm not happy with him. FML

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Go long

Ungrateful - 04/08/2024 13:00 - United States

Today, my husband threw an epic tantrum because I asked him to put away the leftovers from dinner. Yeah, because I guess me going to the grocery store, then preparing and serving the food AFTER working a 10 hour day wasn’t enough. Thanks babe. FML

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Awkward

notmyfam - 09/09/2016 07:47 - Australia - Chester Hill

Today, my boyfriend stood me up. At dinner with his parents. FML

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Survival mode

Anonymous - 28/09/2023 10:00 - Germany

Today, my boyfriend scolded me for asking whether he’d like his favorite soup for lunch when he was, "in absolutely no shape to survive ingesting food." Two hours later he's greedily digging into an almost expired pack of cheap and nasty supermarket waffles from out of his bag. FML

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Promises, promises

IHateMyLife - 06/04/2021 00:30

Today, my boyfriend promised me to cook dinner if I picked him up from work, almost 100 km and 2-hour drive. I did this even though I worked the night shift yesterday and had to today and normally have to sleep a lot. But no, after we got home, he fell asleep and was still sleeping and snoring when I had to go. FML

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Give me a break

anon - 18/02/2023 06:00

Today, I burned dinner because my girlfriend was yelling for me to help with a trivial problem. To salvage things, I ordered pizza. She spent the rest of the evening moaning that I ruined dinner, that we don't eat healthy, and that I "make us" waste money on food. FML

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Petty quibble

Time wasted - 18/06/2024 17:00 - United States

Today, my boyfriend spent forty minutes making pasta sauce when we had a perfectly good jar of pasta sauce in the pantry. FML

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AzraelAngelus 15

Friday 4 March 2022 2:49

As a guy I’m telling you that you should dump him

RichardPencil 30

Friday 4 March 2022 3:31

You should make him a nice, steaming bowl of Get the **** Out.

AzraelAngelus 15

Friday 4 March 2022 2:49

As a guy I’m telling you that you should dump him

poopface82 23

Friday 4 March 2022 3:11

As a fellow guy, I’m telling you that you should have him evaluated for mental issues and act accordingly, and if none are found, he’s just a ******** and dump him.

RichardPencil 30

Friday 4 March 2022 3:31

You should make him a nice, steaming bowl of Get the **** Out.

Anderling 32

Friday 4 March 2022 8:03

Do you get ANYTHING out of this relationship or could you replace him with a toddler and get a more satisfying experience?

debbyman13 21

Friday 4 March 2022 8:57

Needs more upvotes here

RichardPencil 30

Friday 4 March 2022 17:56

No!! I need more upvotes! Don't you realize how fragile my self-esteem is?!?!?!

D J's MOM 17

Friday 4 March 2022 13:20

he's starting to control you and gaslight you. does he do this about anything else? FYI he will never get better, if you tell him it's over and he begs you to syst and he will be nicer, it would only be temporary for him to get what he wants and then start all over again. just get out now. good luck.

BurnInDemonFire 35

Saturday 5 March 2022 17:20

The name you've used to post under suggests you know what his problem is, so I have to ask... What the hell is wrong with you? Date a man, not a baby.