Sex and Intimacy: So good it's bad

So good it's bad

By kingpin7 - 30/03/2011 04:43 - United States

Today, I went down on my girlfriend. In the midst of her orgasm, she grabbed my head with her legs, performing a submission most UFC fighters could be proud of, and she held on for so long that I almost suffocated. FML

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lhoavtee 3

Wednesday 30 March 2011 12:05

if you wee suffocated wouldn't it mean your dead

fluffyrocka 0

Wednesday 30 March 2011 12:02

breathe op, breathe

Comments

TylerBerthiaume 0

Wednesday 30 March 2011 14:40

I bet u won't do that again

smhansen92 0

Wednesday 30 March 2011 14:41

pat yourself on the back! that was almost a killer ****** that you gave her. you should be proud!

JBS101 0

Wednesday 30 March 2011 14:43

wow amazing !

KissablePsycho 0

Wednesday 30 March 2011 14:46

Take it as a complement.

DesB 7

Wednesday 30 March 2011 15:09

#23 your so right!!! Lol

LittleMagicWolf 7

Wednesday 30 March 2011 15:15

be proud- you got talent lol

ryankon518 3

Wednesday 30 March 2011 15:20

Maybe she likes it rough? You should be more aggressive next time OP...

conehead45 0

Wednesday 30 March 2011 15:31

you're suppose to tap!!

bigwill722 0

Wednesday 30 March 2011 15:34

damn!!

zombiekitten87 12

Wednesday 30 March 2011 15:51

... so you're submitting this fml from beyond the grave? impressive.

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