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Triedtobecool - 06/04/2009 02:22 - Canada

Today, I went to buy beer underage for a party to impress a girl. I picked up the case of beer and went to the cashier, he ran it through without asking for ID. I left the store with a smirk on my face, I arrived at the party and showed the case to the girl. It was non-alcoholic. FML

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Anonymous - 23/07/2012 20:45 - United States - Clay City

Today, I went to buy some beer using my fake ID, when the cute cashier and I started flirting. When he asked me how old I was, I said without thinking, "Nineteen." FML

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viviham - 04/05/2012 12:08 - United States - Spring Branch

Today, I was working at the local liquor store. An obviously drunk girl stumbles in, grabs two cases of beer and puts them on the counter. Then she grabs a pregnancy test, pees on it right there, shows me, and says, "I'm not pregnant, I want beer." FML

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gimme beer - 13/06/2023 18:00

Today, when I went to the gas station to buy beer, some underage punk outside asked me to buy him booze. I told him to get bent, but the dumbass cashier had seen me talking to him, and refused to let me buy alcohol because, "This is obviously a sting." FML

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Imnotfromhere - 13/06/2021 16:01

Today, I went to a bar to celebrate my 26th birthday. I got ripped off by the bartender all night because she secretly gave me non-alcoholic versions of my drinks. Apparently I look like I'm 16, so she thought my ID was fake. Happy birthday to me. FML

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Anonymous - 12/12/2015 04:12 - United States - Santa Clarita

Today, I tried buying alcohol for the first time. I have a baby face, so I had my ID ready. The store owner admitted that my ID looked real enough, but he wouldn't believe it wasn't just an elaborate fake. He very nearly called the cops on me. FML

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Anonymous - 06/06/2013 16:32 - Senegal

Today, I threw a birthday party for my boyfriend. As a joke, my friend and I served him non-alcoholic beer to see how he'd react. After a while, he faked being drunk, using it as an excuse after I caught him making out with one of my so-called "friends". FML

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Marty - 10/10/2017 13:00 - United States - Irving

Today, I bought a small bottle of liquor to share with my husband to celebrate our move. It took three hours at the store as the cashier, manager, GM, and a police officer checked my ID believing it was fake. I'm 25. FML

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whyme - 31/05/2013 18:47 - United States - Crescent

Today, my friends and I went out for drinks. I'm the only one who's actually 21 or over, and they have fake IDs. Not only was I the only one to be carded, the bartender thought that my actual ID was fake. I got kicked out while my friends kept drinking. FML

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Anonymous - 27/09/2009 04:10 - Canada

Today, I went to the bar to celebrate my friend's birthday party. I gave the bouncer my ID and he kicked me out, saying that I should at least use an ID card with the correct gender. I'm 22 and female, he thought I was an underage boy. FML

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Anonymous - - United States

Today, I sold a customer some beer. He then asked to see the manager, and told me he was a 19 year-old undercover cop. My knee jerk reaction was to panic and curse aloud, before realizing he was balding, toothless, probably 50, certainly not a cop, and laughing at me for being such a gullible moron. FML

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alex_vik 0

Monday 6 April 2009 9:43

YDI for trying to buy beer underage AND YDI because you somehow thought that would impress a girl.

shiie 0

Monday 6 April 2009 9:51

"Oh Johnny, you bought beer? Let's make out!"

mrcarmine 0

Monday 6 April 2009 18:14

LMAO O'DOUL'S O'FOOL'S good one

ellebell 0

Monday 6 April 2009 18:35

on the bright side you have a case of beer for yourself now ;)

MonkeySpeaks 4

Monday 6 April 2009 19:07

The Emcee - that statement was kind of just ignorant. They don't check ID for non-alcoholic beer. How bout that O'Douls!

trappazoid 0

Monday 6 April 2009 19:14

Haha, at first I thought it said "It was a non-alcoholic party. "

CaptainDDL 0

Monday 6 April 2009 19:18

Are you really that sheltered? :P

little_bee 0

Monday 6 April 2009 19:42

CLONE HIGH EPISODE ONE all the way!!!!

BigSexy123 11

Thursday 24 May 2012 21:55

Yea, man! That was my first thought too xD

turtlellama 0

Monday 6 April 2009 19:52

@21: You deserve to die.

nomo_fml 0

Monday 6 April 2009 19:57

Loser. She's just using you anyway.

dang_fml 0

Monday 6 April 2009 20:14

LOL! you fail buddy

eeee93757 0

Monday 6 April 2009 21:00

#69 you're a ******* retard. Get out of your cave and go watch the movie "Superbad." Then you'd find #21's comment to be very funny. Woooooooooooooooooooooow.