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Anonymous - 10/02/2012 21:07 - Belgium

Today, my mother used climate change as an excuse for not remembering my birthday. FML

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Alanis Morissette reference

mei-ah - 12/06/2021 00:01

Today, my mom screamed at me to the point of tears, because it rained on her birthday. FML

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Ya_I_said_it - 26/07/2016 15:31

Today, I've been so stressed out that I forgot my own birthday. I only remembered when my mom talked to me to let me know she wasn't planning on doing anything for it. FML

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Aisu - 08/05/2009 18:14 - United States

Today, my mother called me a bad son for not telling her "Happy Mother's Day". When I told her Mother's Day wasn't until the 10th, she said that I would have forgotten anyway. FML

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And I Oop

Anonymous - 15/01/2021 23:01

Today, my mom was screaming and throwing things at me and I didn’t know why. Then I checked the date. Her birthday was yesterday. FML

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Anonymous - 07/11/2015 14:58 - United States - Niles

Today, my mother had to ask me when my birthday was, because she gets it confused with the day she bought our old car. FML

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You're welcome!

birthdaygirl - 22/10/2024 09:00 - United States - Jacksonville

Today, I called my mom to let her know I was coming home for my upcoming birthday, as I haven’t seen my parents in months. She then stated she hated my birthday because it reminded her she was getting older, and they may have preexisting plans that evening anyways. Really feeling the family love… FML

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Classic Mom

secret - - United States - Ashford

Today, I got a text from my mom shaming me for forgetting my sister's birthday. It isn't her birthday today, it's mine. FML

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The blame game

Anonymous - 12/01/2016 14:44

Today, I'm mad at my dad for forgetting it's my birthday. He's mad at me for not reminding him. FML

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bad birthdays - 16/08/2014 05:09 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, it's my birthday. When I asked my mom if we were gonna do anything special for my birthday. She said, "Don't lie to me. It's not your birthday." FML

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mydadforgetsme - 04/11/2015 17:26 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, my dad forgot it's my birthday. When I told him about it, he accused me of lying and threatened to ground me for a week. FML

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Saturday 11 February 2012 0:35

Global warming is a pretty hot topic these days

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Saturday 11 February 2012 0:40

Next time she's in the shower, flush a toilet and blame it on global warning

sirfsam 0

Saturday 11 February 2012 16:34

Try keeping her away from Algore theories

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Sunday 12 February 2012 3:55

Happy Birthday!

DarkAtom 0

Sunday 12 February 2012 4:49

WTF?

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Sunday 12 February 2012 7:24

Awe, well happy birthday anyways.

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Sunday 12 February 2012 8:51

Happens

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Monday 13 February 2012 1:17

Happy Birthday! Al gore must always forget his kids birthdays cause of global warming

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Monday 13 February 2012 3:34

Today is my Birthday and it has sucked alot

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Monday 13 February 2012 17:16

Happy birthday :D

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Saturday 25 February 2012 19:00

Uhm....Sweetcheeks,what mom forgets there OWN child's birthday.? :)

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Wednesday 29 February 2012 1:22

How is global warming related to a birthday? Your mother sounds like she dosen't care and needed a quick cover up

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Today, my fiancé freaked when he noticed the tattoo on my wrist, and demanded to know when I got it. It was two years before we even started dating. FML

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Today, my teacher wore a bikini at the pool. She is 68. FML

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Today, feeling lonely after my recent breakup, I put on my nicest clothes and went out clubbing with a few friends. I brought a guy back to my place, and we got intimate. It was going well, until he took off my push-up bra, then panicked and drunkenly asked, "Where'd they go?!" FML

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Today, I was in a store with my dad. He completely lost his temper and began yelling at the store owners. For some reason, he then removed his shirt in protest. FML

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Today, I decided to use a newer purse because my old one was ripped. When I got off the bus, the automatic back doors closed on me before I could get fully out, and my new purse got ripped too. FML

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Today, I came home to a homeless man sleeping in my living room. It turns out he thought my house was abandoned due to its disheveled appearance, and decided to break in. FML

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