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Sick burn

Anonymous - 10/02/2012 21:07 - Belgium

Today, my mother used climate change as an excuse for not remembering my birthday. FML

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The rhythm of the fight
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Alanis Morissette reference

mei-ah - 12/06/2021 00:01

Today, my mom screamed at me to the point of tears, because it rained on her birthday. FML

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Ya_I_said_it - 26/07/2016 15:31

Today, I've been so stressed out that I forgot my own birthday. I only remembered when my mom talked to me to let me know she wasn't planning on doing anything for it. FML

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Aisu - 08/05/2009 18:14 - United States

Today, my mother called me a bad son for not telling her "Happy Mother's Day". When I told her Mother's Day wasn't until the 10th, she said that I would have forgotten anyway. FML

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And I Oop

Anonymous - 15/01/2021 23:01

Today, my mom was screaming and throwing things at me and I didn’t know why. Then I checked the date. Her birthday was yesterday. FML

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Anonymous - 07/11/2015 14:58 - United States - Niles

Today, my mother had to ask me when my birthday was, because she gets it confused with the day she bought our old car. FML

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You're welcome!

birthdaygirl - 22/10/2024 09:00 - United States - Jacksonville

Today, I called my mom to let her know I was coming home for my upcoming birthday, as I haven’t seen my parents in months. She then stated she hated my birthday because it reminded her she was getting older, and they may have preexisting plans that evening anyways. Really feeling the family love… FML

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Classic Mom

secret - - United States - Ashford

Today, I got a text from my mom shaming me for forgetting my sister's birthday. It isn't her birthday today, it's mine. FML

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The blame game

Anonymous - 12/01/2016 14:44

Today, I'm mad at my dad for forgetting it's my birthday. He's mad at me for not reminding him. FML

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bad birthdays - 16/08/2014 05:09 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, it's my birthday. When I asked my mom if we were gonna do anything special for my birthday. She said, "Don't lie to me. It's not your birthday." FML

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mydadforgetsme - 04/11/2015 17:26 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, my dad forgot it's my birthday. When I told him about it, he accused me of lying and threatened to ground me for a week. FML

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Saturday 11 February 2012 0:35

Global warming is a pretty hot topic these days

bertoelmexicano 6

Saturday 11 February 2012 0:40

Next time she's in the shower, flush a toilet and blame it on global warning

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Saturday 11 February 2012 1:51

Next thing you know scientists will be using your birthday as an excuse for global warming.. Wait, what?

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Saturday 11 February 2012 1:52

"I'm sorry I forgot about your birthday honey. I was on a date with a polar bear."

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Saturday 11 February 2012 2:59

DAMN YOU GLOBAL WARMING!!!!!

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Saturday 11 February 2012 3:05

She must be old

TECC 4

Saturday 11 February 2012 3:49

poor little baby

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Saturday 11 February 2012 5:15

Are you using sarcasm and being an ass, or are you serious?

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Saturday 11 February 2012 6:46

I'm not sure what this guy is doing, but his comment coordinates with his profile picture quite nicely.

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Saturday 11 February 2012 4:17

Well you'll know what to use an excuse for. I told my grandma that. Not proud of it but she wouldn't leave me alone.

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Saturday 11 February 2012 4:34

How is that even possible?

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Saturday 11 February 2012 4:44

Hey at least it's protecting the environment, but that is a sorry excuse

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Saturday 11 February 2012 4:52

globlal warming isn't even real.

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Saturday 11 February 2012 5:12

The sea level rose and got salt water in her head. Fyl.

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Today, I had to work a double shift after my relief called in "sick" just so he could go to a party. FML

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Today, my parents woke me up and grounded me for the "disrespectful" things I said to them in my sleep. Apparently I say these things every night, and each time I do they extend the grounding. FML

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Today, after discussing the side-effects of an insomnia aid, my doctor said that making a choice was naturally a difficult one, and that he would only prescribe it to me once I'd had "a good, long sleep on it". He then laughed out loud and called in the next patient. FML

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Today, it's the second day of being in Estonia with my boyfriend and his mom, visiting their family. I don't know much Estonian, but I can say short words and phrases. My boyfriend later informed me I've been mispronouncing "Thank you," and actually saying "Help me." I was wondering why people have been laughing. FML

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Today, I finished painting my living room. I had to leave the house in a rush. When I got home, I found smears of paint all around and the carpet crusted with paint that had dried. My cat had rubbed up against the walls and tracked it around. FML

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Today, I rolled up a newspaper and smashed a huge spider in my room. As I went to scoop it up with a tissue, it lurched away and fell near my bed. I can't find it, but I can sure as fuck sense the pure evil coming from it. Looks like I'll be sleeping on the couch tonight. FML

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