Rude awakening

Anonymous - 03/03/2022 11:00 - United Kingdom - Middlesbrough

Today, I was woken by my younger sister punching me in the balls. She also pulled the duvet off, and dragged me out of bed by my feet and onto the floor. All because I ate her chocolates, which were a gift. I was left writhing in pain in my underwear right in front of her. FML
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mike3775 36

Now you know not to take her chocolates

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Jon Tessler 14

YDI, they weren't yours to eat

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mike3775 36

Now you know not to take her chocolates

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Jon Tessler 14

YDI, they weren't yours to eat

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JackWood 20

Either way you stole from your sister.

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RichardPencil 30

Don't do the crime if you can't do the time. Looks like you're gonna have to steal someone else's chocolates. Your sister is not to be trifled with.

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ahabsfan 15

I think you meant to say that she’s not to be truffled with.

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RichardPencil 30

I wish I had! I'm guessing she'd go for an Almond Joy because "sometimes you feel like a nut."

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mccuish 25

YDI yes, but that was a massive overreaction for your sister

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HayNow 11

Naw....overreacting whould have been throwing him out of a window.... this was just fine

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