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Anonymous - 01/01/2025 15:00 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I loudly proclaimed my New Year’s resolution was to stop drinking. I made this declaration while holding a margarita in one hand and a beer in the other, in the middle of a rowdy New Year's Eve party. FML
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stickyface 16

My New Year's resolution is to quit spending pointless time online making ironic observations. Dammit.

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Yudith 25

Everybody knows the actual work on the resolutions only begins on January 2. On January 1, we are still nursing our hangover and making turkey soup with the leftovers.

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stickyface 16

My New Year's resolution is to quit spending pointless time online making ironic observations. Dammit.

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Yudith 25

Everybody knows the actual work on the resolutions only begins on January 2. On January 1, we are still nursing our hangover and making turkey soup with the leftovers.

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Wadlaen 23

I sense that you might find it a bit tricky to actually keep your resolution... But, best of luck!

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BurnInDemonFire 35

There was more to your resolution. What you neglected to tell everyone was that you were going to stop drinking in moderation and you hoped to have liver and kidney failure before the summer.

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