Ready, steady…
dan - - Reserved
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9 203
reallyhighschool - 03/12/2013 16:34 - United States - Torrance
46 003
4 675
Impressive
Anonymous - - Canada
13 785
88 207
Suspect
Anonymous - 01/08/2009 04:30 - United States
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2 852
Sirens
yumx24 - - United States
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Gym bro
kaplwv116 - - United States
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Misunderstanding
vanessa_d15 - - Canada
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Piss poor prank
peedonme - - New Zealand
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You played yourself
Anonymous - - United States - Saint Paul
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Assumptions
Crappyfayman - - United States
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Red flag
Kirby - - United States
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4 518
Doesn't matter. Still won.
leadman1989
15
It's only cheating if you get caught... wait.
The entire time OP was running "We are the Champions" was playing in his head.
In slow motion?
Chariots of Fire theme.
"Now come back to [the finish line] so we can show you how much you won. Come back."
What was your cue that the race had even started?
armyboy5989
2
Your not trying if your not cheating
evilteddybear
0
Uuummm.... I was just warming up;)
But they were looking at the clock, doesn't matter still won. But I cried the whole time, doesn't matter still won.
sierra142
19
Ha ha ha ha. I can just picture it.
That's not nice :(
Rude.
cyns0_oaSailor
0
16, your bf has a bad taste in video games
iChel413
6
You have to admit that it is funny!
I'm going to hell now for laughing at this
Let me guess. The people who said this comment are also "chubby".
i pictured it too!! i laughed a little hehe
Funny yet mentally scaring at the same time
Haha yeah him running and being like hell yeah and then turning around being like...oh shit
phoenixslayer69
4
Good exercise. Don't sweat it.
That0therguy
4
Don't sweat it?
Boom tish.
Warm-ups are important too.
It's alright . Everyone makes this kinda mistake once in a while. Just ytd I facepalm into a glass door at a crowded mall. Don't sweat it! Everyone have their embarrassing moment now and then :)
I did that once too. The impact made me ricochet off the door and onto the floor.
Wouldn't that be called a facedoor rather than facepalm?
Babyseal420
7
You were just so fast you won before the others even started.
Cheer up OP, I bet it was a handicap race. Wait, that doesn't make it any better, does it.
RawrNom
0
just pretend you were practicing, then when you go home, just say - Hey, mom... I crossed the finish line first! and when she asks - so you won?!, just be like - well I crossed the line first.. what do you think? lol... Op, I've done something similar don't worry ><
Please don't EVER do a situtuation comment ever again. They are NOT funny and ******* annoying.
IKickPuppiesHard
16
Rage quit racing again now that you've won. Now that your a winner i suggest you go off and grab a hot girl of your choosing and have her feed you grapes.....or weightloss pills. Which ever you prefer.
Torva_fml
16
You're.
Your name is quite disturbing.
It's very messed up. Who kicks puppies?? It's more of a punting motion… LACES UP!
You're a dick.
Hahah I'm joking people I love animals I have the best cat in the world
57: Location: Hogwarts, USA? You're an idiot.
leadman1989
15
You went SO fast you slowed down time. It's the ONLY logical explanation.
Or, he started before everyone else..... Ah, who the **** am I kidding? That makes no sense at all.
Haha.
Darn and just when your chubby cheeks thought you were gonna get all the ladies.
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Doesn't matter. Still won.
Ha ha ha ha. I can just picture it.