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Anonymous - 26/01/2016 22:22 - Netherlands - Reusel

Today, I walked into a room to help a patient get ready for bed. Except she already was in bed, with two other male patients. I work in a retirement home. FML

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Anonymous - 19/07/2013 01:03 - United States - La Grande

Today, I had to break up a fist fight between two female residents. I work in a retirement home. FML

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Olorin - - Germany

Today, I was installing TVs in a hospital. When I knocked on a door, a female voice asked me to come in. I opened the door to see an 80 year old woman standing in front of me, naked. She then complained when I hesitated to help her to put some clothes on. FML

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Anonymous - 28/10/2025 03:00

Today, I had to rush home from work to help my parents, who are both wheelchair users, because they were having sex and fell between the bed and the wall. With both of them unable to walk, they were stuck there, so the first thing I saw walking into their room was mom's bum hole staring at me. FML

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aragmir - 18/12/2016 06:10 - Sweden - Stockholm

Today, while working at a nursing home, I was alone in the station and figured I could sneak one out. It wound up being very loud, and I could hear the faint snickering of a patient in the next room. Every time he saw me for the rest of the day he would burst out laughing. FML

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Nemesis2747 - 24/12/2009 06:09 - United States

Today, I took a friend home from the hospital. She was on medication that made her drowsy. She fell onto her bed and asked me to help her take off some clothes since she had her winter gear on. She passes out and her roommate walks in and catches me undressing an unconscious girl. FML

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Anonymous - 16/12/2012 00:46 - United States - Detroit

Today, it was my first day at my new job at a nursing home. Not only were we short staffed, two residents passed away, and I got beaten up by an old man. FML

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anon - 03/08/2016 03:28

Today, I was working at the hospital and it was very busy. Unthinking, I told a patient in a wheelchair to "sit tight" while I checked on something. He mocked me for the rest of his stay. FML

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Anonymous - 29/04/2020 17:00

Today, I work as a RGN in an old victorian-style nursing home. Due to Covid-19, we've lost many residents, one passing just the night prior while I was with him. This morning, the TV turned on its own at nearly 4 a.m. in the lounge, and one of the HCAs reported stuff falling off in the corridor. FML

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Anonymous - 14/11/2023 08:00 - United States - Lawrenceville

Today, at work at a psych hospital, I saw a lady get out of a Lyft with two other people. The lady went into the lobby, while the two other people went to admissions. I asked the lady in the lobby if she was lost or needed help finding admissions, thinking she was family of the other two. Turns out she works in a different building. FML

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Anonymous - 30/07/2009 13:33 - Germany

Today, I worked in a clinic as a intern. A nurse was called to dry a woman's hair. I followed her, trying to be a good intern. After the nurse was done, the 72 year old woman took off her bathrobe. While looking at me she sat down, her legs wide open. And, yes, she knew she was naked. FML

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Wednesday 27 January 2016 8:07

Hey just because they're elderly doesn't mean they don't want to have a little fun.

MurphyGallagher 18

Wednesday 27 January 2016 8:12

This is why I love the elderly, they give ZERO ***** :)

moo77_fml 20

Thursday 28 January 2016 11:57

As long as she doesn't put her hip out.. Let her have some fun

DA3Z 16

Thursday 28 January 2016 16:15

Just having fun! The elderly are awesome!

Muerteds 18

Thursday 28 January 2016 17:34

Knock, and wait for an answer. Don't just knock as you enter if you don't want to see what can't be unseen. Also- might want to pass on the ol' "sock on the doorknob" trick.

mommy21 16

Thursday 28 January 2016 20:37

Gotta look up boom box by lonely island.. Trust me, it's relatable ?

Dean__Winchester 16

Friday 29 January 2016 4:11

Granny still got game!

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Friday 29 January 2016 5:37

Hell yea grandma still got it

Code_Skull 12

Friday 29 January 2016 6:59

alleen in brabant?

ZGLH 11

Friday 29 January 2016 20:12

And that is called winning

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Saturday 30 January 2016 1:32

so what's the problem

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Saturday 30 January 2016 2:04

Been there. We had a lady with really severe Alzheimer's at this place I work at, a while back. She got a crush on a gentleman who had just moved in, and one day we found him in her bed with his pants off. Unfortunately we had to have a talk with him and his family because he was a lot more cognitive than she was and knew what he was doing. But if she had been able to understand it too, it wouldn't have been a problem. It was more concern of him taking advantage of her that created an issue.