Work Awkward SIKE! - FML

SIKE!

Anonymous - 14/11/2023 08:00 - United States - Lawrenceville

Today, at work at a psych hospital, I saw a lady get out of a Lyft with two other people. The lady went into the lobby, while the two other people went to admissions. I asked the lady in the lobby if she was lost or needed help finding admissions, thinking she was family of the other two. Turns out she works in a different building. FML

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ccc - 15/05/2009 16:35 - United States

Today, a cab driver had to sign me out of the emergency room because I didn't know who else to call. FML

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Pranked

VHBJ - 16/06/2015 16:13 - United States - Charlotte

Today, I went out to eat. When I walked into the restaurant, a lady approached me and said she'd seat me soon. After a long wait, I saw that same lady leave. Then I realized she didn't actually work there and was just screwing with me. FML

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Brainbox block

officekid - 16/08/2019 02:00

Today, a woman from my office called, asking who was in. Only one other woman was in the office. I couldn't remember her name, so I had to awkwardly guess random names while both women listened, obviously aware of what was going on. FML

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So, how've you been?

Is that..? - - United States - Aurora

Today, I ran into a good friend at work. I work at a jail. She doesn't. FML

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Anonymous - 18/08/2015 21:08 - United States - Woodridge

Today, a woman at the retirement home I work at told me she was new and asked me a few questions. I asked her when she moved in. She was a new coworker, not a new resident. FML

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Waze?

lol - 28/10/2020 09:57

Today, while working as an Uber driver, I asked my passenger for directions and she didn’t know. She was going to her own house. FML

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Anonymous - 23/01/2011 07:21 - United States

Today, I went to the hospital to visit my aunt and her newborn baby. The receptionist gave me the room number, and I went and my aunt was in the bathroom so I cuddle the baby, only to find that the woman who came out of the bathroom was a complete stranger. I was holding her baby. FML

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Office embarrassment

mog - 07/11/2019 08:00 - United States

Today, the girl who works at the liquor store came to where I work. She recognized me. FML

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FREAKOUT!

peachesthepigeon - 19/01/2011 18:54 - United States

Today, at work, I helped out an employee who was having trouble. I even bought her a bottle of water. After the production manager decided to fire her on the spot, she went out in the parking lot and broke into several cars, including mine. FML

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Anonymous - 09/03/2010 07:47 - United States

Today, I was driving back home after hanging out with some friends. I drove pass a woman standing next to a broken down car. I felt bad, so went back and offered her a ride home. Turns out it wasn't her car and she was a hooker. FML

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L0life29 6

Tuesday 14 November 2023 21:16

this made no sense

Elizabeth Burley 22

Tuesday 14 November 2023 19:47

If you're serious and don't know, it's like an Uber, a car service you can call if you need a ride. If you're being sarcastic, then lol, good one.

Gubbon 17

Tuesday 14 November 2023 18:39

What's a Lyft? An elevator?

Elizabeth Burley 22

Tuesday 14 November 2023 19:47

If you're serious and don't know, it's like an Uber, a car service you can call if you need a ride. If you're being sarcastic, then lol, good one.

L0life29 6

Tuesday 14 November 2023 21:16

this made no sense

easybree 10

Wednesday 15 November 2023 1:55

LOOOL aw omg mind your business next time OP! :(

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