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dontevenassk - 12/06/2009 04:44 - Canada

Today, my friends decided it would be funny to scare me by tilting the portable street toilets while I was taking a dump in one of them. One of my friends accidentally rocked it too hard and it fell on the floor. They wouldn't even let me sit in the car after because I had shit all over me. FML

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good-samaritan-fail - 06/10/2009 15:56 - Australia

Today, I was at a music festival when a group of idiots decided to push over a port-a-loo (portable toilet). I rushed over and tried to hold it up to save the person inside from a very messy and embarrasing scene. Not only did the door open, covering me in excrement, but there was no-one inside. FML

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No exit! No choice!

Anonymous - 13/11/2019 03:00

Today, I was driving my car when I suddenly got diarrhea and shat my pants. I put a plastic bag under me to not let all the shit go through my pants and get to my seat. Then one of my workmates saw my car and came to say hello. She saw all the shit and the plastic bag. FML

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pooplife - 30/11/2014 19:32 - United Kingdom - Nottingham

Today, I sat down for a poop. The toilet seat slid off immediately, taking me with it. I lay on the bathroom floor for a moment, stunned, still pooping. FML

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Anonymous - 22/06/2025 00:00 - Ireland

Today, I went to the bathroom at a friend’s house, used the toilet paper, and realized there was none left on the roll. I grabbed a replacement pack but it was all the way on the top shelf that was too high for me. I stood on tiptoes, balancing precariously on the toilet lid when it suddenly flipped down, knocking me off, and splashing pisswater everywhere. FML

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feelinnauseous - 24/06/2009 16:48 - United States

Today, I went to a new bar downtown with some friends. I was a little buzzed and had to pee so bad. I rushed into the bathroom and as I sat down I felt a squish on my upper thigh. Turns out the last person in the stall decided to take a shit on the toilet seat. FML

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Anonymous - 21/01/2015 04:29 - United States - Bentonville

Today, thinking he was being so hilarious, my friend slipped me enough laxatives to make a horse shit its intestines out. I haven't been able to move from the toilet for over an hour. FML

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Anonymous - 07/10/2020 20:01

Today, I went in for an interview. While I was waiting to be called, I used the restroom. When I stood up to wipe, I slipped on the floor and fell ass first into the unflushed toilet. I was found an hour later, covered in my own shit and too injured to move. FML

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mississpissi - 14/07/2015 12:00 - United Kingdom - Slough

Today, the waste disposal truck managed to tip over a Portapotty on our work site, causing the contents to overflow and run down the bank towards my Portakabin office, where someone had left the door open. All my money, ID, and my car keys are now shut off to me by a river of shit. FML

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sadddddd - 11/09/2011 01:54 - Canada

Today, I woke up in the middle of the night feeling sick. I went to the bathroom and knelt in front of the toilet, waiting to throw up. When I finally did, I violently shit my pants at the same time. I was at my friend's house. FML

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Malakai - 23/10/2018 22:00

Today, after taking a massive shit, I flushed the toilet and it clogged. It flooded to the brim and the shit came rising to the top. I didn't know what to do so I grabbed some toilet paper and picked it up, ran to my balcony, and launched it. It landed on my neighbor's car. FML

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Friday 12 June 2009 12:04

That's so ******* vile--I don't even know what I'd do. Probably jump in the nearest lake.

biancagolden 0

Friday 12 June 2009 12:04

That's so shitty of them D:

graintrain 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 13:46

The real question is why didn't your parents get you the chicken pox vaccine - it came out in in 1995, and its been known for the last 50 years you want to have your child have the chicken pox around age 3 for the least serious problems from it Did your parents want to ensure you died from chicken pox? Thats something to ask them about. Unless this is a repeat outbreak, in which case you have even bigger worries as your more likely to die than just being 18 and getting chicken pox for the first time makes you

QuentinM95 0

Monday 15 June 2009 4:56

That makes me shiver

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Monday 15 June 2009 9:23

damn.... definitely sucks to be you anyway, just to make you feel better: go to youtube type JAPANESE GAME SHOW PRANKS TOILET and watch the videos and yeah..it still sucks to be you you should have wiped all that shit (literally speaking) on your friends and the car

firefly_25 0

Monday 15 June 2009 19:04

this is hilariousss, if it happened to me, id die. but imagining it happen to someone else is hilarouss

BreezyPear 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 6:13

My condolences

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Tuesday 16 June 2009 17:24

lmao. im sorry but id probably be the friend that tells you you're not allowed in the car. even though its kinda their faults. you shoulda got in the car anyways.