Transportation Many rivers to cross

Many rivers to cross

mississpissi - 14/07/2015 12:00 - United Kingdom - Slough

Today, the waste disposal truck managed to tip over a Portapotty on our work site, causing the contents to overflow and run down the bank towards my Portakabin office, where someone had left the door open. All my money, ID, and my car keys are now shut off to me by a river of shit. FML

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Anonymous - 12/11/2011 23:04 - United States

Today, the handle in the port-a-potty broke off, with me inside. FML

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Pranked

dontevenassk - 12/06/2009 04:44 - Canada

Today, my friends decided it would be funny to scare me by tilting the portable street toilets while I was taking a dump in one of them. One of my friends accidentally rocked it too hard and it fell on the floor. They wouldn't even let me sit in the car after because I had shit all over me. FML

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good-samaritan-fail - 06/10/2009 15:56 - Australia

Today, I was at a music festival when a group of idiots decided to push over a port-a-loo (portable toilet). I rushed over and tried to hold it up to save the person inside from a very messy and embarrasing scene. Not only did the door open, covering me in excrement, but there was no-one inside. FML

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Working class hero

WellPoop - 22/12/2021 22:59 - United States

Today, I took a massive dump in a trashcan in the back of my company's catering truck. We have a professional tailgate spread for clients to enjoy at the local games. My boss got drunk and left me to work it alone for 8 hours. The closest bathroom is 1/2 mile away. I hate my job. FML

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mpfrost153 - 01/11/2021 12:00 - United States

Today, as if having diarrhea at work wasn’t bad enough, my office’s aggressively flushing toilet sprayed me with my own liquid shit. FML

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DonPedro - 16/01/2009 14:45 - United States

Today, I took a dump at work. When I went to flush the toilet, it clogged and began to overflow. I left the bathroom as it was and as I walked out, my boss came in. FML

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Pumped-up Tanks

DogStew - 15/09/2019 20:00

Today, at work I had to spend 2 hours cleaning up stinky toilet water. Why? Because yesterday, I forgot to turn on the septic tank pumps. The tank overflowed, and so did all the toilets. My boss is not happy. FML

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Help!

stinkyhair - - United States

Today, thanks to some asshole with a padlock, I got trapped in porta potty for over an hour. FML

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Anonymous - 06/04/2017 18:00

Today, I had to stop on a long trip to use the restroom at a gas station. Apparently, there was water damage beneath the toilet, because after about two minutes of doing my business, it collapsed about seven inches beneath the floor. Guess who got covered in water, black mold, and poo. FML

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lifesucks0925 - 06/09/2013 07:01 - United States - Vallejo

Today, I had to clean human excrement at work when the fitting room turned into the shitting room. FML

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Fish_gills 12

Wednesday 15 July 2015 0:38

Looks like you're up shit creek without a paddle, mate!

Yazoo77 16

Wednesday 15 July 2015 0:23

Please illustration of this!!!

zacw54 10

Wednesday 15 July 2015 0:23

Thats a shitty situation.

Yazoo77 16

Wednesday 15 July 2015 0:23

Please illustration of this!!!

juststephhere 23

Wednesday 15 July 2015 0:24

That is absolutely disgusting... I'm so sorry that you were caught in that situation!

SirLouise 10

Wednesday 15 July 2015 0:24

proudsock 17

Wednesday 15 July 2015 4:46

No.

BantasaurusRex 13

Wednesday 15 July 2015 0:27

Oh Shit

skittles73 14

Wednesday 15 July 2015 0:28

Holy shit..

Greattitan2 13

Wednesday 15 July 2015 0:28

Sounds like someone was playing a game of mousetrap!

OysterPearls 33

Wednesday 15 July 2015 6:33

Nah, just sounds like whoever left the door open was being a turd.

1DisGR8 32

Wednesday 15 July 2015 0:29

OysterPearls 33

Wednesday 15 July 2015 6:30

I'm certain everything has definitely drowned in deuces.

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Wednesday 15 July 2015 7:13

The way it's worded makes it sound like everything is blocked by a river of crap, so he can't get to his stuff. But the fact that the door was left open makes it seem like it should be covered in crap. Wonder which it is? If your stuff is actually covered in crap then your life sucks infinitely more; if it's only blocked by a river of crap, than your life still sucks but it's still a bit better.