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Ca13b - - United States

Today, my brother put pepper spray on my toilet paper. FML

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The rhythm of the fight
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Hard times

psychopumpkin - - United Kingdom - Boston

Today, I'm so strapped for cash that I smuggled toilet paper out of my mother's house. FML

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Broke boy

Anonymous - - United States

Today, I woke up with the worst vaginal itching and swelling. I then find out it was brought on by my boyfriend's cheap brand of toilet paper. FML

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New fragrance just dropped

lavenderpiss - - Australia - North Adelaide

Today, I used my vaporiser to make my house smell like lavender while I went to work. My brother thought it would be funny to pee inside it. My whole house now smells like pissy lavender. FML

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Self defence

Anonymous - - United States

Today, I went to my grandmother's house to pick up her cat to take him to the vet. She forgot who I was and sprayed me in the face with pepper spray. FML

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Surprising

Anonymous - 28/11/2019 20:00

Today, my younger sister had some friends over at ours. I was in the shower but was horrified to realize my clothes and towel were gone. Figuring that she took them, I tried to make it to my room without being seen, but one of her friends came up to use the bathroom. She saw everything. FML

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Devious

rachel - - Germany - Köln

Today, my little brother told me to give him my phone so he could play a game on it. I said no, because I was taking a call from a friend at the time. He then walked over to the wall, headbutted it, burst into tears, then told my parents that I punched him. They believed him. FML

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Catfishing 101

jquaw - - Canada - Brockville

Today, I realized the sweet, sensitive girl I was talking to on a dating site was actually my brother trolling me for fun. FML

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The smell test

sosadstudent - - Netherlands

Today, I realized I can tell which one of my 6 roommates has taken a dump, just based on the smell emanating from the toilet. FML

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Creeped out

NotASpiderMan - - United States - Seattle

Today, as I was changing my sheets, I found a huge spider under my pillow. My 10 year-old sister had to get rid of it for me. FML

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Limited edition prank

Anonymous - - United States - Hopkinsville

Today, as always, my boyfriend has the ability to pop his eyeballs out of his eye sockets. He thought it'd be funny for me to wake up face-to-face with the disgusting sight. The shit in my bowels did an early Thanksgiving Day parade straight into my underwear. FML

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Nikkitaria 9

Saturday 15 October 2011 16:11

Put pepper spray in his underwear drawer

SinisterMedic 0

Saturday 15 October 2011 16:21

Fire in the hole...? :)

Jesse_D83 0

Saturday 15 October 2011 18:27

Damn, he lit that ass on fire!

DudeItsMelvin 0

Saturday 15 October 2011 18:42

And you didn't notice the toilet paper was wet, idiot.

Smartpants 0

Saturday 15 October 2011 18:44

Prankster ;)

Lizzy500 16

Saturday 15 October 2011 18:58

If your brother has a car, place a slice of Limburger cheese on his engine. After he's been driving a bit, the cheese will melt and make the whole interior smell like ass. You're welcome.

aFreedom127 9

Saturday 15 October 2011 19:01

That's hot!

iTransform 8

Saturday 15 October 2011 19:17

Feel the burn!!!

durbins95 0

Saturday 15 October 2011 19:28

Bet that felt awesome! Haha

bill_lover 0

Saturday 15 October 2011 19:58

Oh dear god..

flyestgirleva13 0

Saturday 15 October 2011 20:05

New laxative?

dotgov1369 1

Saturday 15 October 2011 20:16

Put itching powder on all his underwear!!!

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Miscellaneous Stalker My ex Coworkers Love Internet Relatable AITA Pokémon Awkward Work Parenting Kids Annoying Shopping Underwear Jealousy Parents Thief Sex Intimacy Suspicious Family NSFW Birthday Gifts I need your advice Accident Abuse Moving home

Today, I got fired from my job. Why? Apparently, taking 10 minutes to take a shit is too long for some people. FML

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Today, I took a cough drop to soothe my sore throat, only to choke, gag, and spend the next ten minutes at the point of vomiting because the bitter lozenge got stuck in my windpipe. FML

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Today, I told him that I love him. He said the same to me. I do, with all of my heart and every bone in my body, but we would have to leave every bit of our lives to be together. Families who are on different sides of the gun. A history of hate among two nations. It's too much to take. FML

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Today, while trying to comfort my little brother who just injured his leg, I tripped and sprained my ankle. At least he was amused. FML

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Today, I stood in line for one hour to get a new phone. It then took me 2 minutes to drop it and shatter the screen, and 2 seconds for the employee to look at, laugh, and tell me, "That Sucks." FML

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Today, on the train, I was bitten by a homeless man. FML

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