Piss off, basically

lonelyandcold - - United Kingdom - Solihull

Today, after coming home from surgery, I discovered that the heating in my entire building had failed. I called my mom asking if I could come and stay with her for a few days. She told me to "think warm thoughts." FML
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Pleonasm 35

It really brings my blood to a boil when parents don't give the slightest regards to their children. OP I hope you warm to the idea of disowning such a careless ice-queen.

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badbadkitty 5

Wow. Sounds like your mother really cares about your well being! I'm so sorry OP! I'm sure you have friends who care more than your mother!

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heartemopants 18

Whenever I think warm thoughts I end up having to pee...

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Enslaved 36

I'm the opposite. Whenever I'm super cold, it makes me want to pee a lot. (:

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Saddyohh 13

Stay cold. Keeps the swelling down. Your parents are looking out for you in their own asinine way. Don't worry, I'm not serious. I rarely am.

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seamus87 4

It's not like you're being forced to live outside. Rug up. Can't always go crying home to mummy

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missnezzy 10

Just noticed your from the UK OP like me and i know how crazy cold it is right now so that sucks :(

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afairshake 8

Wow what a loving mom NOT hope you feel better and your heat is fixed soon FYL and why would anyone be marking you deserve it

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sirlime 1

That would have been a hilarious joke if you weren't on the bloody BRITISH ISLES. No sympathy your mum

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the_enigma1019 1

People's parents should be less mean spirited, we do end up picking their retirement home.

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perdix 29

On the bright side, you're not going to have to make an effort to ice down your wound. Also, there's one less Christmas present you'll have to buy. Or you could give your mom some ugly painted pottery with no weed stuffed inside.

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taranpreet 7

Lol this is definitely something my mother would says.

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