Creeped out

emoney - - United States

Today, I was walking out of my front door in the town where I intern. I live alone and know no one. As I'm locking the door, I see a golf ball wedged between my mat and step. I notice that there's writing on it so I pick it up to read, "You look hot when you sleep." FML
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redbluegreen 40

Get a (big) dog. Change your locks. Buy a shotgun.

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lyndis_fml 0

Well, you do. A golf ball at the door seemed less creepy than a note on your bedside table. Sorry if I scared you.

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englishmuffin 0

maybe it wasn't meant for you? otherwise... creepy

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kaytee05 0

wow! u have a creeper on ur hands :(

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MisterMuffinz 13

sorry bout that, i just get so lonely sometimes... being a golf ball shagger isnt quite the job i was looking for, but i just need to get by.

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yndigot 0

Uh ... is moving an option? Seriously creepy.

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Moemoemoe_fml 0

DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD: EEK. Err, change locks? ^^;

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anonymous100000 17

or how about OP takes this very seriously and contacts the police...stop playin.

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grazynaanka 0

Creeeeeeepy. Change your locks. Um wow. Very creepy.

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Rooney101 0

I think maybe you should keep the curtains or blinds drawn more often

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redbluegreen 40

Get a (big) dog. Change your locks. Buy a shotgun.

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lyndis_fml 0

Well, you do. A golf ball at the door seemed less creepy than a note on your bedside table. Sorry if I scared you.

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stosborn 0

... Really... this isn't even funny after high school... probably some kid.... in high school

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