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quickfingers100 - 22/05/2011 09:31 - United Kingdom

Today, my dad married his fiancée, who insists I call her "Mom." I'm three years older than her, and went to the same high school. She's taking me shopping next week to buy me "something nice." FML

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guy - 15/03/2013 05:31 - Canada - Port Coquitlam

Today, I met my mom's fiancé. He's a nice guy, he's also my wife's dad. I'll soon call my wife my sister. FML

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wtf dad - 10/01/2013 03:15 - United States - Saint Charles

Today, I learned who my dad's new fiancée is. Upon meeting her she exclaimed, "My, I haven't seen you in a while!" She's my ex-boyfriend's mom. FML

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Is this guy Hugh Hefner?

Gold diggerzzzzzzz - 15/03/2021 13:01 - United Kingdom

Today, my dad is getting married for the 4th time. First it was my mom, then as they got older, he married a woman 10 years his junior, then his third wife was my age and 28 years his junior. Now at the grand old age of 64, he is marrying a 22 year old, 42 years his junior, almost 2 decades younger than me. FML

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OfCourse - 27/06/2009 05:32 - United States

Today, I learned my 40 year old father is marrying a girl barely a year and a half older than me. She told me not to be afraid to call her mom. I was torn between punching her in the face and vomiting. FML

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Anonymous - 07/09/2018 03:00 - United States - Anchorage

Today, my father told all of us that he eloped with his girlfriend of two months. I'm engaged to the woman's daughter, and have been engaged since before they met, but now my family is making fun of me for marrying my "sister". FML

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Anonymous - 23/08/2012 21:40 - Ireland - Kilkelly

Today, my dad introduced me to my half-sister. He'd only recently found out that he had another daughter by another woman, and had only just met her. She and I have been in the same class in school for the past three years. FML

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Stephie2009 - 30/10/2010 06:33 - United States

Today, my mother got remarried. I am now officially older than my step-father. FML

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- - 09/11/2010 00:38 - United States

Today, my daughter got engaged. Her fiancé is not only 25 years older than her, but was her teacher in middle school. FML

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Blank - - United States

Today, my new step-dad proposed to my mom during a family trip to Wal-Mart. FML

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Beefballs - 29/07/2009 06:22 - Canada

Today, I just found out my dad got remarried a year ago. The woman is officially living with us, I got to have lunch with her alone today. I found out she is only 22, with a 14 year-old little brother. My dad's 47. I'm 17, now with a 14 year-old uncle, and a mom that can pass for my girlfriend. FML

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Sunday 22 May 2011 16:14

I think your dad has some serious issues...

Astroman129 7

Sunday 22 May 2011 16:12

whatever. She can't control what comes out of your mouth.

lolol_BKYCHO 3

Sunday 22 May 2011 16:59

That's ******* weird.

rogerover 19

Sunday 22 May 2011 17:03

she's trying to get you to move out so they can have wild monkey sex!

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Sunday 22 May 2011 17:03

#64 - illegal in the states maybe, I think it's legal to be married/dating someone that's a lot older as soon as you turn 16 in Europe.

lover_gal 0

Sunday 22 May 2011 17:05

dang, :o psh I would be like honey it's going to be done my way,I don't need you "Mom".

Pigpen181 3

Sunday 22 May 2011 17:09

Hook up with your Stepmom's Dad..... See you on Murry

kaitlyn3xo 0

Sunday 22 May 2011 17:12

that's disgusting

XcaleX 0

Sunday 22 May 2011 17:14

Where is your actual mother? If possible, why not try to stay with her?

catcrazy101 2

Sunday 22 May 2011 17:14

o god i know how that is my step mom is years older then me and my dad is 51 years old and she 25, 26 but thats bad

Scanoodles 2

Sunday 22 May 2011 17:18

op's father is a cradle robber

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Sunday 22 May 2011 17:19

tell her to "respect her elders"

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Today, I came home to a noise complaint letter taped to my apartment door. I haven't been home in over a month. FML

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Today, because I have a coughed a total of 2 times in a row, I'm now banned from seeing any of my family until I get tested for coronavirus. The earliest available appointment is May 3rd. Looks like quarantine is going to be a lot worse than I thought. FML

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Today, my girlfriend and I got caught doing it in her parents' bed by her mom. Instead of making me leave, they forced me to stay for dinner. FML

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Today, this hot girl sent me a friend request. I accepted it and began to chat her up. She asked me if I was single. I told her I was, and proceeded to arrange a date for some drinks. Moments later, my wife sends me a screenshot of my conversation with the girl, with the caption, “Pack your shit and get the fuck out.” FML

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Today, while running late to my sister's wedding and rushing to get ready, I accidentally grabbed my travel size shaving cream can in place of my body spray, and quickly drew a blue foaming line across my rental tux. FML

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Today, it was my court date for a car accident I was involved in back in July. I had spent months preparing a case to prove my innocence. I was scheduled to appear at 10:00 this morning. I woke up at 10:15AM. FML

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