Thief Love One last thing…

One last thing…

Anonymous - - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She came over to see me one last time. We hugged for minutes and cried; it was a touching moment. Just after she left, I realized my wallet that I had on the table beside us was gone. FML

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Anonymous - 06/12/2010 10:37 - Australia

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me by sending me a text. She was sitting right beside me on a 10 hour car trip, and there was still 6 more hours to go. FML

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Anonymous - 13/05/2015 17:20 - Canada - Qu?bec

Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me by taping a breakup note to my doorstep and ding-dong-ditching me. FML

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whysheheartless - 03/11/2009 07:24 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML

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killmenow - 19/02/2009 21:52 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after a year of living together. She told me that she met someone else and wanted to move out. She moved out... but moved her things into my roommate's bedroom. FML

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Wrong end of the stick

Matt - 03/06/2012 14:21 - Australia - Tyabb

Today, I went to my girlfriend's house to break up with her. It was a hard decision and both of us became quite emotionally overwhelmed at the time. We began to hug as a final goodbye, then her mum burst in the room and yelled, "HE FINALLY PROPOSED!" FML

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Whatswrongwithme? - 03/11/2013 09:57 - United Kingdom

Today, I told my girlfriend I loved her. She left and never came back. FML

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This is the end

MexyBoy - - United States

Today, my girlfriend of 8 months and I broke up. We decided to give back everything we ever bought for each other. I gave her the stuff she bought me and when I asked for my stuff she said she'd sold it and spent the money on herself. FML

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Wronged - 21/09/2009 10:53 - Singapore

Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me because she found a bra in my cupboard. It was hers. FML

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Nervous

Anonymous - 05/02/2021 20:00

Today, I went to see my girlfriend to talk about my anxiety, because it's been a big issue. She broke up with me instead. FML

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Anonymous - 02/10/2022 07:30

Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me. Over text. While I was on vacation visiting my old grandparents. FML

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dahlia14 0

Monday 11 January 2010 1:09

look on the bright side, if you guys were married and divorced it would have cost you a lot more than your wallet

tyrob911 0

Monday 11 January 2010 1:11

haha your gf is still in love with your wallet lol

perdix 29

Monday 11 January 2010 1:21

She probably thought that since you were such a limp-dick crybaby bitch that she needed to be paid for the time she wasted on you.

Stahn 0

Monday 11 January 2010 4:03

this.

vistamar 3

Wednesday 22 June 2011 17:08

Lololol Perdix got modded. im sorry but thats hilarious xD

Soulathyia 0

Monday 11 January 2010 1:23

LOL. I would have done the same thing! Men are so easy to fool with! They act all tough but their all total suckers! 

RuralNinja 0

Monday 11 January 2010 1:36

Yes, because women never get fooled. So there's no need to worry about making less money doing the same job a man will or paying more for the same car, home loan, etc, right?