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Mulee - 07/03/2009 12:03 - Belgium

Today, I had to run to catch my train, so I didn't have time to buy a ticket. When I was the conductor, he was a young man so I opened my top a little, in hopes of not having to pay a fine. When I told him I hadn't bought a ticket he said, "Do your top up, I'm gay." FML

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lip - 24/12/2008 08:40 - France

Today, I was jerking off in the train washroom when the ticket inspector knocked at the door. I was nearly done so I didn't open right away. I didn't think he would have the key…I found myself face to face with him and three other passengers. The worst being I didn't have a ticket. FML

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UncleRory - 16/05/2009 09:13 - United States

Today, I was shopping at a supermarket. As I was about to pay for my items, I noticed the cashier was very cute. Trying to be nice, I smiled. She smiled back and said, "Hello, how are you?" Instead of saying, "I'm good" or, "I'm okay", I said, "I'm gay". FML

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Anonymous - 27/06/2009 08:20 - Japan

Today, I was riding the subway to work. Barely anyone was on because of how early it was. Me and this one guy in a trench coat were in the same cart. His stop came. He walked by me, flashed me, rubbed his penis on my arm, and then ran away really fast. FML

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assoutofuandme - 14/02/2013 07:39 - United States - San Francisco

Today, while riding the train home, I noticed a man who kept looking at me. Annoyed, I told him to be less obvious and to stop staring. He promptly responded, "Bitch, I'm gay, and even I can tell no one would want to look at you." FML

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M.L. - 06/09/2009 21:09 - United States

Today, I went on a busy train. I packed myself in close to a very good looking woman and, too scared to say anything, looked out the window. After feeling a hand on my ass, I assumed it was her. To not ruin the moment, I didn't look back. After a few stops, I looked back. It was an old man. FML

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Anonymous - 05/12/2012 20:05 - United States

Today, I gave a homeless man my last bit of spare change so he could get on the bus. Just as I was about to get on too, I realized I'd lost my bus card. I had to get off the bus and watch as the man waved at me through the window. FML

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sharkiewarkiemoosey - 11/10/2013 18:22 - Switzerland - Gossau

Today, I tried to catch a train to get to my new job. I was stopped and told that I needed a pre-purchased ticket to enter the platform. The only way to get the ticket, they said, was by buying one on the platform. I arrived by taxi nearly an hour late for my first day. FML

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Julie - 31/03/2009 01:43 - Canada

Today, the C-train was packed and I was stuck with a homeless man pressed up against me. He was staring at me intently, and two minutes into the ride he got an erection, which was rubbed against me at every single bump and turn of the train. FML

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HunniBeeHuni - 17/11/2009 05:25 - United States

Today, I was leaving the train station when a man came up to me and asked me if I have an unlimited metrocard to swipe him in. I did have an unlimited card so I told him sure. While taking out my metrocard from my wallet, he grabbed my wallet and ran away as fast as he could. FML

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Groped - 02/04/2011 00:45 - United States

Today, I gave up my seat on the subway for an elderly man. He thanked me by grabbing my ass. FML

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may_cause_fail 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 20:09

Don't flatter yourself.

itsame123_fml 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 20:08

uuh.... who does that anywy??? thats sick

jake_fml 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 5:35

#63 that brings the score to men:1 women: 1,654,736,739,314,259,863,371

mandibreann1212 6

Saturday 5 November 2011 9:35

Ftw. xD

mzmaverickd 7

Sunday 8 March 2009 5:49

lmao at 65

twilightobsesser 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 5:55

Your pretty ****** pathetic if you open your top for a stranger just to get on the train for free. damn, just tell the conductor what happened, not do a little striptease. whoooorrrrreeeee.

jake_fml 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 6:08

#68 i'm just guessing here but i think she tried to "be on time and follow the rules like the rest of us." other whys we would have read about this a long time ago. this next thing i'm about to say don't attack me for it saying, i must be a good lokking idiot. because i'm not, i'm a fugo getting by on your looks is not a bad thing. some people are smart some are good looking some are both and other are neither. if you look good, go with it. if you are smart go with it, but don't attack the other because yours is harder. learning new things is harder fir some people, looking good is harder for some people deal with it

Roncore 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 6:10

Has this ever worked on you before?

jake_fml 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 6:35

#70 never, mostly because i'm never in a position where some needs something from me, and i mock the people i have seen it work on but if it works, and your not that bright, than the obvious path to take is using your looks

Ready_set_owned 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 6:47

Haha wow stop being a ***** and you might get out of things easier.

ohlife 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 7:06

Really maybe you should take this as a lesson. You can't always get by on your looks, and when you do you are looked down upon the rest of society (see above comments) as a *****. Cover up and act responsibly.

Gays_rule 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 8:51

God that's so stupid to do.

kandy_fml 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 9:07

She had a nice body and she's showing it off. Yeah. What a *****. To all the women here who are calling her a *****, are you trying to say that if you had all the right assets you wouldn't show them off every once in awhile? Or even use them to your advantage? Gimme a break. What kind of sexist asshole do you have to be for calling someone a ***** just because they were flirting.