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Mulee - 07/03/2009 12:03 - Belgium

Today, I had to run to catch my train, so I didn't have time to buy a ticket. When I was the conductor, he was a young man so I opened my top a little, in hopes of not having to pay a fine. When I told him I hadn't bought a ticket he said, "Do your top up, I'm gay." FML

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lip - 24/12/2008 08:40 - France

Today, I was jerking off in the train washroom when the ticket inspector knocked at the door. I was nearly done so I didn't open right away. I didn't think he would have the key…I found myself face to face with him and three other passengers. The worst being I didn't have a ticket. FML

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UncleRory - 16/05/2009 09:13 - United States

Today, I was shopping at a supermarket. As I was about to pay for my items, I noticed the cashier was very cute. Trying to be nice, I smiled. She smiled back and said, "Hello, how are you?" Instead of saying, "I'm good" or, "I'm okay", I said, "I'm gay". FML

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Anonymous - 27/06/2009 08:20 - Japan

Today, I was riding the subway to work. Barely anyone was on because of how early it was. Me and this one guy in a trench coat were in the same cart. His stop came. He walked by me, flashed me, rubbed his penis on my arm, and then ran away really fast. FML

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assoutofuandme - 14/02/2013 07:39 - United States - San Francisco

Today, while riding the train home, I noticed a man who kept looking at me. Annoyed, I told him to be less obvious and to stop staring. He promptly responded, "Bitch, I'm gay, and even I can tell no one would want to look at you." FML

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M.L. - 06/09/2009 21:09 - United States

Today, I went on a busy train. I packed myself in close to a very good looking woman and, too scared to say anything, looked out the window. After feeling a hand on my ass, I assumed it was her. To not ruin the moment, I didn't look back. After a few stops, I looked back. It was an old man. FML

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Anonymous - 05/12/2012 20:05 - United States

Today, I gave a homeless man my last bit of spare change so he could get on the bus. Just as I was about to get on too, I realized I'd lost my bus card. I had to get off the bus and watch as the man waved at me through the window. FML

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sharkiewarkiemoosey - 11/10/2013 18:22 - Switzerland - Gossau

Today, I tried to catch a train to get to my new job. I was stopped and told that I needed a pre-purchased ticket to enter the platform. The only way to get the ticket, they said, was by buying one on the platform. I arrived by taxi nearly an hour late for my first day. FML

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Julie - 31/03/2009 01:43 - Canada

Today, the C-train was packed and I was stuck with a homeless man pressed up against me. He was staring at me intently, and two minutes into the ride he got an erection, which was rubbed against me at every single bump and turn of the train. FML

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HunniBeeHuni - 17/11/2009 05:25 - United States

Today, I was leaving the train station when a man came up to me and asked me if I have an unlimited metrocard to swipe him in. I did have an unlimited card so I told him sure. While taking out my metrocard from my wallet, he grabbed my wallet and ran away as fast as he could. FML

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Groped - 02/04/2011 00:45 - United States

Today, I gave up my seat on the subway for an elderly man. He thanked me by grabbing my ass. FML

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may_cause_fail 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 20:09

Don't flatter yourself.

itsame123_fml 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 20:08

uuh.... who does that anywy??? thats sick

npk88 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 20:08

hahahahhahahahahaha. *****

DarkPrince_fml 0

Wednesday 14 April 2010 1:14

***** power fail

troyboyd05 0

Friday 16 April 2010 5:36

***** powers, activate!

megamandude455 10

Wednesday 19 May 2010 17:30

nice ones 156 & 157

JoeyxCloud 0

Tuesday 22 June 2010 11:16

Good job stooping down to that level *****.

B4SK3TB4IL 0

Monday 27 September 2010 2:17

sandwich

BroSkii69 8

Friday 15 October 2010 4:21

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA it's funny cause you're a *****

itsame123_fml 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 20:08

uuh.... who does that anywy??? thats sick

joqez 0

Thursday 5 August 2010 18:06

boobies are a powerfull weapon, aim directly at the enemy, its more like: wo doesn't, at least i do

lolfood 24

Thursday 5 April 2012 7:36

Who else thought of the FML with the cop?

ambear26 14

Sunday 5 August 2012 16:57

How is this an FML ?

deepunder 17

Monday 10 June 2013 8:25

U are a proven ****. Want to meet up sometime?

WTF_BRAIN 11

Monday 18 August 2014 0:18

I know! Using a man's pure heart against them, really just what has this society come to? Why do women feel the need to help themselves get an advantage by throwing breasts in peoples faces?