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Never joke around with the Hacky Sacks

Anonymous - 28/05/2025 14:00 - United States - Edison

Today, my husband is refusing any kind of sex with me. Last week, as a prank, I slapped his ballsack during foreplay, not hard at all. Now he says he "can't trust me" near his junk, the big baby. FML

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AR Good - 26/03/2019 11:00 - United States - Hawthorne

Today, my husband is pissed off, withholding affection, and not speaking to me. Why? I don't want to have sex with random men while he watches. FML

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Olivia23 - 08/07/2021 11:00

Today, my husband threw an epic temper tantrum because I wouldn’t have sex with him. I recently suffered from a miscarriage and the thought of anything going on down there makes me uncomfortable. He eventually calmed down and said, "Fine, just don’t be surprised if I end up cheating." FML

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sigh - 07/11/2015 05:39 - Australia - Rockdale

Today, my husband is sulking because he "can't" have sex with me. I've tried initiating things multiple times, but he keeps saying no, because I'm pregnant and he says it'd be exactly the same as having sex with his own kid. FML

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Anonymous - 08/08/2020 23:01

Today, my husband refuses to have sex with me, ever since I told him I wanted to try for a baby. When I asked him why, he said it was because he likes lack of responsibility and money in the bank more than the thought of a screaming baby, no sleep and strong suicidal urges. FML

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milked - 27/02/2015 05:28 - United States

Today, as I was about to have sex with my husband, I said I wanted to "spice things up." Apparently, our ideas weren't the same. He yanked my nipples as hard as he could and said, "Yeah, you like that?" FML

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Jan - 13/10/2025 20:00

Today, my husband came home, threw me over his shoulder, and carried me to the bedroom. Furious, I shrieked to be put down and demanded an explanation. He said, "I thought you wanted us to be more spontaneous…" Apparently, that means he should treat me like a sex toy. FML

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katybaby - 09/12/2010 17:15 - United States

Today, my husband ran at me, groaning like a zombie. I was so startled that I screamed, punched him, and started sobbing. Now he won't talk to me because this is 'the first step on the road of domestic violence'. FML

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Anonymous - 26/01/2026 20:00

Today, my husband won’t have sex with me anymore because he can’t be bothered. That’s been his excuse for almost three weeks, but he insists there’s nothing wrong, he just doesn’t want to. For reference, we had sex almost every day before this, so this is very abnormal behavior. FML

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Anon - 25/07/2022 06:00

Today, after screaming at me this morning, my wife has been giving me the silent treatment. We're trying to get pregnant, but she caught me masturbating, or "reducing my sperm count on purpose" as she called it. I just wanted some harmless fun with some porn, since getting pregnant has made actual sex a chore. FML

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Pierced - 17/07/2025 13:00 - United States

Today, my husband came home with his dick pierced. I shrieked in horror and told him to get it away from me. He's now sulking that I won't indulge his weird impulse and am refusing sex until he removes the piercing. FML

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core01 30

Thursday 29 May 2025 4:08

Consent goes both ways

angus 16

Thursday 29 May 2025 6:34

What you did was offside. You can’t be trusted. Serves you right

duchessdoughnut 2

Wednesday 28 May 2025 22:46

Yeah you deserve it. You assaulted his danglies, that’s not okay.

Wadlaen 23

Wednesday 28 May 2025 23:10

Well, you laid your bed, now you get to sleep in it.

core01 30

Thursday 29 May 2025 4:08

Consent goes both ways

angus 16

Thursday 29 May 2025 6:34

What you did was offside. You can’t be trusted. Serves you right

Lost Reggie 21

Thursday 29 May 2025 8:45

"Today, I sexually assaulted my husband, and now he doesn't trust me." YDI.

Charlie Given 26

Thursday 29 May 2025 15:02

WOW just wow, you sound incredibly conceited especially since you're treating this as a joke, you sexually assaulted your partner. I dare you to poke yourself in the eye with the exact same amount of force you hit him in the genitals with and then tell me it doesn't hurt? (The male testicles have five times the amount of nerves as the human eye!) If my significant other ever did something like that intentionally! I would break up with them. I hope you get therapy and do some serious ass kissing to your partner 😡 otherwise he deserves better than you!