Spice it up

Jan - 13/10/2025 20:00

Today, my husband came home, threw me over his shoulder, and carried me to the bedroom. Furious, I shrieked to be put down and demanded an explanation. He said, "I thought you wanted us to be more spontaneous…" Apparently, that means he should treat me like a sex toy. FML
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mr.DiddyEpsteen 3

see why he is confused? you should create a format of exactly what you want him to do thats spontaneous so he can follow that witch defeats the purpose.

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FluffythePink 23

"I demand spontaneous in this relationship!" *Husband is spontaneous* "No! Not like that! I can't believe you tried to be spontaneous!" 🤦

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mr.DiddyEpsteen 3

see why he is confused? you should create a format of exactly what you want him to do thats spontaneous so he can follow that witch defeats the purpose.

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FluffythePink 23

"I demand spontaneous in this relationship!" *Husband is spontaneous* "No! Not like that! I can't believe you tried to be spontaneous!" 🤦

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Charlie Given 26

I feel sorry for your husband he must be miserable dealing with you!

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d j mom 9

wow you're a frigid icy b***h. so you really don't want sex at all, you just want him to think you do and get pissed when he tries. don't be surprised when he starts looking for it elsewhere. most women would have loved their husbands to have fun like that. FHL

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easybree 10

um wow I would love this lmao

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TomeDr 24

You need to have a serious conversation about the difference between romance and foreplay. Might want to work in the definition of “consensual” as well.

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