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thathurt - 29/03/2009 00:13 - United States

Today, my college economics class had a big test. We all needed a Scantron sheet, but some people forgot some. I had an extra one and this really hot girl offered to buy it for $1.00. I said I'd give it to her for her number. She looked around and asked, "Does anyone else have an extra?" FML

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oops - 18/05/2009 08:45 - United States

Today, I was working at my job as cashier. This really attractive girl who often comes in walked in, so I mustered up the courage to ask her out by writing my number on a dollar bill. She paid and the amount her change happened to be a dollar. I go to hand her the money when she sees it and says, "Keep the change!" FML

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Anonymous - 12/05/2019 12:00

Today, I asked my mom if she'd seen my financial calculator on my way out to an exam. She told me she'd tossed it in the donation pile that she'd taken to the Salvation Army this morning because it was "clutter." I needed it to take an exam required to pass the class, to graduate next month. The only place to buy a replacement was closed. FML

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Anonymous - 13/01/2011 11:07 - United States

Today, I was tending the cash register. I scanned a lady's items which totaled $89.68. She paid with a $100 bill. I gave her $11.32 change. She angrily gave back the extra dollar and complained about "schools nowadays". I'm an AP Calculus student. FML

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loser - 19/10/2009 17:43 - United States

Today, while in class, a cute boy came up and asked me for my number. I giggled and wrote my phone number on a piece of paper and told him to call me sometime. He gave me a weird look and walked away. He was asking which number math problem I needed help with. FML

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failing - 28/04/2017 01:00 - Pakistan - Lahore

Today, after searching frantically for my economics notes for a week, I asked my friend to send me pictures of hers. I recognised my handwriting on the pictures she sent me and she admitted she'd "borrowed" them. The exam is in three days and she refuses to meet me and give my notes back. FML

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Noname - 26/02/2009 15:30 - United States

Today, I was a TA for a history class and the class was taking a test. About halfway through, I noticed one kid had a small piece of paper in his hand. I ran up the row, grabbed his test, and ripped it into four pieces. Then I took the note from him. It said "I believe in you, -Mom." FML

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fyourlife - 21/10/2009 19:53 - United States

Today, while working as a cashier, I was flirting with this cute girl. When I asked her if she had her store card she said, "No", paused, then said "Can I give you my number?" I said, "Sure, that would be awesome, do you want mine?" She said no. I didn't know I could just enter the card number. FML

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olalala2382 - 02/04/2009 05:09 - United States

Today, as I worked the drive-through at Wendy's, the hottest girl from my math class pulled up to the window. As I handed her the drink, I asked her what she thought of our math test today. She screamed, "How did you know I had a math test, you creep!", threw the drink at me, and drove off. FML

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Anonymous - 10/12/2009 17:35 - United States

Today, my math TA showed the class how one of her "dumb" students answered a test question. Everyone laughed as she wrote out the students answer, including myself, until I looked down at my answer sheet and saw that I submitted an identical answer. FML

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Anonymous - 14/12/2009 19:36 - United States

Today, I was taking the final exam for one of my classes. The teacher came over to my desk, grabbed my test and ripped it in half. Then he grabbed my hand and read the note I had written on it to remind myself to pay rent. FML

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Sunday 29 March 2009 10:02

Well man, that's just kind of creepy, and getting hit on right before taking a huge exam is not something everybody wants.

Nadreth 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 10:19

She's just probably more worried about the test, than some creepy cocky guy's phone number. JUST A THOUGHT. Not to mention creepy and awkward. That is just a stupid way to try to pick up a chick. YDI.

Jmask 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 12:42

Lol good try, and btw I think we are both in the same econ class at UT w/ Baker.

PlasticShark 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 12:55

You probably scared her so much, she failed.. lol

xb 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 13:14

yeah i had no idea that schools make you bring your own scantrons.. thats a pretty cheap college.

napalm_fml 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 13:43

LOL multiple choice tests at university level. Enjoy your community college.

xillentz 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 13:53

i dunno if i should say "at least you tried" or call you a creep. either way, that sucks ahahahhahahahaahhhhhh. sucks for you. but wtf, at my school we're given a scantron for every test we do. zz some cheap school you go to if you have to provide your own..

elfuzzo 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 14:53

What kind of school makes you bring your own scantron sheets? YDI for going to a cheap, shitty school.

infidelboy 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 15:02

dont sweat it. she probably thought you were some idiot jerkoff without giving you a chance

missgil 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 15:10

I've only had to do one scantron test since coming to college and it was provided for us. I wouldn't even be sure where to go buy a scantron sheet. I just always assumed if the teacher created that kind of test for us they'd give us the sheet. Also hitting on someone right before a test? Not a good idea. Giving her the sheet for free and then maybe asking for her number after the test might have gotten you a little further than demanding her number for the sheet beforehand.