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Mr Beard

Anonymous - 06/07/2011 16:59 - United States

Today, I shaved my beard off. Turns out the skin under my beard is six shades lighter than the rest of my face. I look completely ridiculous. FML

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Herbiee - 18/08/2010 12:01 - United Kingdom

Today, I shaved off the beard I had been forced to grow over the past 3 weeks due to forgetting my razor when away. Fifteen minutes in, with half my beard gone, I realised I had got a tan everywhere but my beard. I now have a large white patch on my face. FML

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Can't face it

bearded lady - 08/06/2020 14:03

Today, thanks to all my medications, I've been growing thick, dark hair on my face. I decided to use hair removal cream instead of shaving. The cream removed every trace of hair, but also made my skin about 4 times lighter than the rest of my face. It's even more noticeable than the beard. FML

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RyanM - 10/03/2010 15:00 - France

Today, I found out what people really think about the beard I've been proudly growing for over a month. It appears that my face now looks like an unshaven ballsack. FML

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Ibrowtheedge - 16/08/2018 20:30

Today, I shaved off half of my right eyebrow by accident. It still looks better than my left eyebrow. FML

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CrimsonChin - 26/08/2017 04:30

Today, out of boredom, I decided to clean shave my beard and moustache for the first time in 3 years. My new nickname at work is The Crimson Chin. FML

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Smoothskin - 19/09/2013 21:18 - Australia - Heidelberg

Today, I shaved my face after several months of growth. This would be OK if my 4-year-old daughter would still talk to me. Apparently she doesn't recognise me, and I'm scary. FML

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richard - 21/03/2014 16:10 - United States - Redmond

Today, fed up with my nerdy appearance, I got my hair shaved off, hoping for a Walter White kind of look. I didn't think it was too bad, but not even an hour later, I'd already been called a "fat Bruce Willis" and compared to a freshly circumcised penis. FML

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boreed - 27/12/2010 05:37 - United States

Today, I finally got an unsightly mole on my face removed. While I was shaving. FML

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mustachioed - 29/09/2012 05:06 - United States

Today, I tried to bleach my upper lip hair. I now have a bright red mustache. FML

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New look, huh?

Dave - 15/06/2025 00:00 - United Kingdom - Manchester

Today, I tried a new beard trimmer that has a laser guide. I somehow set it too close to my skin and shaved a completely bald line straight through the middle of my beard. Now I look like a magician with a flesh mustache divider, or a bassist from a 90s nu-metal band. FML

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saIty 17

Wednesday 6 July 2011 22:05

Congratulations Santa!

WellThatSucksMaj 0

Wednesday 6 July 2011 22:04

hahahahahaha

turtlehands 0

Wednesday 6 July 2011 22:52

tan it!!! :D

summerhot_fml 2

Wednesday 6 July 2011 22:53

time to tan!!

corrinaswan 0

Wednesday 6 July 2011 22:54

hahahahaha that sucks... FOR U

cheezter 15

Wednesday 6 July 2011 22:56

Sounds like the next big thing you trend setter. The unbeard beard :)

SaggyBoy135 0

Wednesday 6 July 2011 22:57

Hehehehehehehehe. I mean sorry.

squanmonster 8

Thursday 7 July 2011 1:40

hehehhehehehehehehehehehehe 69

Ha1r1nY0S0up 15

Wednesday 6 July 2011 23:03

BOSS xD

anthylorrel 0

Wednesday 6 July 2011 23:03

exfoliate the darker areas of your face every day. it will help lighten it to match the under-beard skin.

SincerelyPsych 0

Wednesday 6 July 2011 23:04

that happens when I get my eyebrows done. I have to get them done like three days before I go to important meetings and luncheons otherwise it's really odd

kduubb 7

Wednesday 6 July 2011 23:04

time to tan(:

Sgt_M_G 0

Wednesday 6 July 2011 23:09

well looks like your gonna have to go to the beach now ^_^

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