This is why we can't have nice things.

Anonymous - 29/09/2017 20:00

Today, my husband brought home a machete. In the process of showing me a trick he learned, he managed to slice a nice big hole in our brand new very expensive sectional. FML
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mike3775 36

If I did something that stupid, my wife would use that machete on me

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Lobby_Bee 17

He needs lessons from Danny Trejo.

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mike3775 36

If I did something that stupid, my wife would use that machete on me

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Lobby_Bee 17

He needs lessons from Danny Trejo.

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Glowworm56 26

Whatever did that poor couch do to your husband?

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Chazzster 29

OP, I am sorry - You are married to an idiot.

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NostalgiaFreak9 41

Is your husband by any chance related to that guy who sliced his toe with a katana a few weeks ago?

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azouwa 26

And... that's another reason why I'm single.

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exileonmainst 16

Don't see the problem here. Although I'm partial to nice holes, preferably not too big though..

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boopingsnoot 24

I'm glad I learned responsible machete-handling at an early age

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RichardPencil 30

I hope for his sake that something went wrong with his machete trick. He could still be a lovable klutz. If he executed the trick as planned, he’d be an asshole.

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Lucky O'Guin 18

Tell that Ninja-go!!!

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