Milkmaid

Heifer - 16/05/2009 21:41 - United States

Today, when done feeding my newborn, I stated to my husband that I'm a cow. He said, in a sincere tone, "Oh, baby, you'll lose the weight soon." I meant cow because I'm producing so much milk. FML
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strawberry_78 0

Ah, I could understand his mistake, double meaning! You said it!!!

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umlautasaur 0

I don't see how this is an FML. You have baby weight. Your husband isn't making a huge deal of it. BTW, "cow" is usually synonymous with being overweight. All mammals breastfeed.

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grlwitperlEring 0

Haha wow well at least he tried to catch himself

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cloverpi314 4

haha!! this one IS funny!!

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sulitak 27

I'm not seeing the "catch himself" part... but I mean he was being an awesome hubby!

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wowfmlife 0

hahaha, you should have been more specific

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strawberry_78 0

Ah, I could understand his mistake, double meaning! You said it!!!

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Darkalex256 0

Next time dont make fun of yourself Lessons of life lol

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kmander93 0

Awwwww that sucks....

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manoverboard 0

...well, isn't it good that he said you'd lose it, though? At least he didn't say anything mean. :/

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umlautasaur 0

I don't see how this is an FML. You have baby weight. Your husband isn't making a huge deal of it. BTW, "cow" is usually synonymous with being overweight. All mammals breastfeed.

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laurendrew 2

8, I don't see how this is a FML either. He could of said "Damn right, you're a fat bitch, now go make me a sandwich." which would be worse? :D

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kyliebear 15

I don't think so. Cows produce milk, so if you produce milk you're like a cow. Overweight people would be known as pigs or something like that. Edit: Also, no offence to pigs in this comment.

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CaPtAiN_Co 0

oh man. who cares? it has a double meaning. plus i'm sure you are a cow from just having a baby.. don't be so sensitive

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Darkalex256 0

umlautasaur is a cow..

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