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Laundry day

Anonymous - - United States

Today, it was laundry day. After my fifth and final load, I noticed I never added any laundry detergent. FML

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Money for nothing

CollegeGirl - 01/05/2009 21:15 - United States

Today, I did my laundry in my dorm. After dragging 2 hampers down 4 flights of stairs, my ID card with money on it was rejected. After dragging it back upstairs, I scrounged up enough quarters from friends. Thirty minutes after finally starting my laundry, I realized I forgot to add detergent. FML

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Pickle - 06/07/2010 05:14 - United States

Today, I finally got around to doing laundry. The washing machines in my condominium building take about an hour to do a load. When I returned to throw my clothes in a dryer, I realized they were never washed in the first place. I used my card and detergent to pay for another person's laundry. FML

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anonymous - 17/05/2016 00:29 - United States - Ashland

Today, at the laundromat. I loaded a huge load into the top dryer, put all the quarters in, and started the bottom one. I realized my mistake when I came to check on it. FML

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beep_guacamole - 24/05/2009 21:49 - United States

Today, I went to the laundromat. I put a load in the dryer and walked away to check on my other load. When I came back, I saw a homeless man putting his dirty, wet underwear in the dryer with my clean clothes. FML

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Laundry Day

daqueen009 - 18/12/2020 17:04 - United States

Today, I had to do my laundry. Being too lazy to separate them into different colors, or even check the pockets of my jeans, I threw everything I own into one load. Turns out I had left a tin of lip balm in one of my pockets. My whole wardrobe is now covered in spots that won't come out. FML

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Deep clean

Anonymous - 22/08/2009 19:48 - United States

Today, my husband decided to drain his motorcycle oil into an empty bottle of laundry detergent. Also today, I decided to lift a stain out of my white comforter with some detergent I found in the garage. FML

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kaydebug - 15/08/2018 03:30

Today, while doing self-checkout at Walmart, the cap of my laundry detergent came off as I scanned it and dumped all over me. FML

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Anonymous - 27/02/2013 18:27 - United States - New Orleans

Today, after scouring my apartment for quarters to do laundry, I found the correct amount of change. The change got jammed in the washing machine. I now have no more quarters, and my clothes are caked with soap from washing them in the sink. FML

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Adulting - 31/10/2017 21:24

Today, I accidentally washed an entire box of macaroni and cheese with a load of laundry. I'm 25 and do not have kids. FML

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Lulu - 17/09/2009 02:23 - United States

Today, I was washing some clothes in the laundry room at my apartment complex. I went back an hour later, passed my neighbor on the way in, and moved my clothes to the dryer. I just brought them back from the dryer, and all my underwear are missing. FML

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flockz 19

Monday 14 November 2011 1:14

it's ok you don't need detergant. i'm sure the smell of water will make them smell fine.

shortstuff9519 0

Monday 14 November 2011 1:09

At least they got wet?

Obeyy19 4

Monday 14 November 2011 10:03

Derrrrrr

chels1994 11

Monday 14 November 2011 11:13

How do you forget that five times?

TheNewGuy03 28

Monday 14 November 2011 14:48

When you're feeling Downy, just roll with the Tide... |the kid|

saraahbaybee 3

Tuesday 15 November 2011 5:43

Now thats what i call a "SHIT-uation"

rabritin 0

Tuesday 15 November 2011 12:03

5 loads? Maybe u need 2 hire someone 2 do ur laundry!!!

camiguin 3

Wednesday 16 November 2011 1:08

Sheldon Cooper is ashamed of you!

djjaxon2001 4

Wednesday 16 November 2011 2:57

Omg doenst matter

causticgirl 6

Wednesday 16 November 2011 4:34

You need more sleep. Now you've got to start over. Sucks to be you

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Monday 9 January 2012 6:15

Load (implied Bevis and butthead laugh)

daytoday21 10

Thursday 19 July 2012 2:15

Yea ive done that, it totally sucks

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