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Joe Smooth move

Anonymous - - United States

Today, I was in school when I spotted my girlfriend in the hallway. I wanted to be all romantic and grab her like guys do in movies. I grabbed her wrist forcefully and pulled her out of the crowd. As I quickly leaned in to kiss her, I broke her nose. FML

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Romantic move

soomeone - 16/02/2010 19:28 - United States

Today, I went to the movies with my girlfriend. As I started putting my arm around her, I hit her in the face. FML

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SaMike - 01/09/2009 01:12 - United States

Today, I took my girlfriend to the movies. She's pretty conservative and I decided after four dates to give her her first ever kiss. As I leaned in she violently sneezed and hit me in the nose with the hand she brought up to cover her face. I broke my nose and got blood down her cleavage. FML

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Ryan746 - 09/06/2009 05:45 - United States

Today, I asked a girl out and made plans to go see a movie. About 5 minutes in, I made a move to put my arm around her and smashed her in the face. FML

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goddamitme - 21/02/2009 19:23 - United States

Today, My girlfriend came from behind me and put her hand in my back pockets. I though it was someone trying to take my wallet, I elbowed her in the nose and broke it. FML

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Romance isn't dead

broken - 13/09/2009 04:26 - United States

Today, I was fooling around with my boyfriend in his room. He grabbed me behind the head to pull me in for a hard, romantic kiss. He accidentally smashed my nose into his cheekbone, and my nose started gushing blood and continued to bleed for over 2 hours. It's broken, and he just laughed. FML

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PleaseDontHateMe - 20/09/2016 16:42 - Canada - Stony Plain

Today, I tried to impress a girl by draping my arm over the back of her chair. I ended up elbowing her in the nose. FML

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Anonymous - 17/07/2011 08:43 - United States

Today, I spotted my girlfriend in a store. She didn't notice me, so I went behind her, put my hands over her eyes, and said "Guess who." I got an elbow to the groin and mace to the face. While I was rolling on the ground in pain, she simply said, "Serves you right" and walked away. FML

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fmlifer - 04/11/2011 04:29 - United States

Today, I went to kiss my girlfriend on the cheek at school. I missed, and walked away awkwardly. Later on, a teacher stopped me and told me how bad I failed. FML

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Nerrh - 12/03/2011 10:53 - Australia

Today, I tickled my girlfriend, and her first reflex was to swing her elbow back and break my nose. FML

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H-B - 28/04/2009 08:53 - United States

Today, I went out with a girl who I really love. We arrived to her house and before she got out of the car, I attempted to kiss her as planned. Still drunk, I grabbed her head and twisted it when I kissed her. She's now wearing a neck brace. Real smooth. FML

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HollyDolly660 8

Thursday 18 February 2010 1:06

HAHA. Fail. At least you were TRYING to do something sweet... I bet she would rather you didn't now.. You better do something extra romantic to make up for that, that doesn't involve hurting her.....

maskedman 9

Thursday 18 February 2010 1:12

that's sounds more like a wrestling move than a romantic move.

s_me_ashley 2

Thursday 18 February 2010 4:55

aw that;s adorable!!! at least you tried and she probably apreciats that but is upset with her nose=] but dont worry and if she gets upset tell her what u rlly thought including the whole movie thing that;s super cute!!! good luck to both a ya sweetie lol

Beast1226 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 5:00

smooth

arejaykillow57 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 5:03

well if she understands and isnt mad then you got yourself a winner bro

pinkballerina721 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 5:05

haha

DogmaT_fml 4

Thursday 18 February 2010 5:08

spozie are you in like 5th grade? or have some very sheltered friends

bliingblurr 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 5:11

omg.... one time a guy broke my nose while we were playin flirty one-on-one :( it sucks

DogmaT_fml 4

Thursday 18 February 2010 5:11

sean white!

extants 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 5:14

why would you do this in school?

indianabummer 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 5:19

Practical application of romance moves in movies is a terrible plan, especially since most of the stuff they do is considered stalkerish and creepy in every day life. Next time you watch a movie like Major League (she's engaged to another man, about to be married, he had cheated on her, and even though she said bug off, he knew deep down it meant yes) Hitch (researching women and tricking them into loving you, wtf?) Ever favorite Twilight (Watches her sleep through her window?), and I could go on and on. It's nice in theory, but real life? Grounds for a restraining order