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Joe Smooth move

Anonymous - - United States

Today, I was in school when I spotted my girlfriend in the hallway. I wanted to be all romantic and grab her like guys do in movies. I grabbed her wrist forcefully and pulled her out of the crowd. As I quickly leaned in to kiss her, I broke her nose. FML

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Romantic move

soomeone - 16/02/2010 19:28 - United States

Today, I went to the movies with my girlfriend. As I started putting my arm around her, I hit her in the face. FML

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SaMike - 01/09/2009 01:12 - United States

Today, I took my girlfriend to the movies. She's pretty conservative and I decided after four dates to give her her first ever kiss. As I leaned in she violently sneezed and hit me in the nose with the hand she brought up to cover her face. I broke my nose and got blood down her cleavage. FML

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Ryan746 - 09/06/2009 05:45 - United States

Today, I asked a girl out and made plans to go see a movie. About 5 minutes in, I made a move to put my arm around her and smashed her in the face. FML

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goddamitme - 21/02/2009 19:23 - United States

Today, My girlfriend came from behind me and put her hand in my back pockets. I though it was someone trying to take my wallet, I elbowed her in the nose and broke it. FML

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Romance isn't dead

broken - 13/09/2009 04:26 - United States

Today, I was fooling around with my boyfriend in his room. He grabbed me behind the head to pull me in for a hard, romantic kiss. He accidentally smashed my nose into his cheekbone, and my nose started gushing blood and continued to bleed for over 2 hours. It's broken, and he just laughed. FML

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PleaseDontHateMe - 20/09/2016 16:42 - Canada - Stony Plain

Today, I tried to impress a girl by draping my arm over the back of her chair. I ended up elbowing her in the nose. FML

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Anonymous - 17/07/2011 08:43 - United States

Today, I spotted my girlfriend in a store. She didn't notice me, so I went behind her, put my hands over her eyes, and said "Guess who." I got an elbow to the groin and mace to the face. While I was rolling on the ground in pain, she simply said, "Serves you right" and walked away. FML

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fmlifer - 04/11/2011 04:29 - United States

Today, I went to kiss my girlfriend on the cheek at school. I missed, and walked away awkwardly. Later on, a teacher stopped me and told me how bad I failed. FML

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Nerrh - 12/03/2011 10:53 - Australia

Today, I tickled my girlfriend, and her first reflex was to swing her elbow back and break my nose. FML

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H-B - 28/04/2009 08:53 - United States

Today, I went out with a girl who I really love. We arrived to her house and before she got out of the car, I attempted to kiss her as planned. Still drunk, I grabbed her head and twisted it when I kissed her. She's now wearing a neck brace. Real smooth. FML

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Thursday 18 February 2010 1:06

HAHA. Fail. At least you were TRYING to do something sweet... I bet she would rather you didn't now.. You better do something extra romantic to make up for that, that doesn't involve hurting her.....

maskedman 9

Thursday 18 February 2010 1:12

that's sounds more like a wrestling move than a romantic move.

VeryNice329 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 9:31

You weren't being romantic. You were trying to show off, failed miserably, and sadly your girl had to pay the price. Cover her doctor's bill, asswipe.

Ebster911 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 10:23

If I was your girlfriend I'd Break Up With You Break My Nose I'd Break You Heart. Oh Do Yourself A Favor And Don't Do Things You See In Movies Kay.

Ayselen 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 12:40

Nice job, Romeo.

citygirlnomore 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 13:45

bwahahahaha you fail. by the way i broke up with my ex because of his foolish attempts at trying to be romantic. Like pushing me against a wall to kiss me causing me to bang my head on the wall. guys, just dont do it..

purplemnm 9

Thursday 18 February 2010 15:25

seriously, I know you're friggin 16...youre gonna be raped...

The_Disturbed 5

Thursday 18 February 2010 20:06

Erm...don't you mean "ex"-girlfriend? YDI dude...seriously...

link27 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 21:32

Sounds like an Edward Cullen moment.

SP4LifeKC 0

Friday 19 February 2010 2:08

To link27: Edward Cullen ******* sucks ****! Twilight sucks and ruined vampires. Don't compare life to that shitty book that when you read it seems as if the author rapped a thesaurus. To the OP: Real slick. haha lol.