Is that even possible?

Anonymous - 09/08/2018 19:30 - United States - Bellerose

Today, I realized my sleepwalking habit has reached new heights. How? I woke up in the bathroom. On a plane headed to California. FML
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BurnInDemonFire 35

So you're the asshole who prevented me and the hot redhead in 36D from joining the Mile High Club. How is it fair that you snoozed, but I lost?

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RichardPencil 30

TSA was vigilant enough to confiscate two tubs of cheese spread from my carry-on bag because it was not solid enough, yet they didn’t notice a zombie boarding the plane? How’s this fair?!?!!

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ChromoTec 24

Did you sleep-purchase a ticket too? Catching Z's and catching fees.

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BurnInDemonFire 35

So you're the asshole who prevented me and the hot redhead in 36D from joining the Mile High Club. How is it fair that you snoozed, but I lost?

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JasonThorn 20

Walk out of the bathroom, walk up to the nearest flight attendant, and say, "Wow...what a PARTY. Where am I?"

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skippydoda 32

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Ainarr 29

op was probably sleeping on the plane and sleepwalked to the plane bathroom

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PenguinPal3017 19

You realize that people aren't zombies while sleep walking. You can do anything while sleep walking that you can while awake.

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TxKitten79 10

I'd talk to a mental health provider. What other kinds of "sleepwalking" episodes have you had? if you've had serious trauma in your past, could be a dissociative disorder. Even if not, this is not okay and you need some sort of treatment.

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Becky Kay 3

agreed. this could be an example of a fugue state which is common in a dissociative disorder. there is help out there and as a mental health professional I can say, it can get better

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TxKitten79 10

Exactly. Losing time is scary. It's nice when you can find out what's going on and work on things. I agree, with help, it DOES get better!

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Glowworm56 26

How on earth did you purchase a ticket in your sleep?

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alycion 38

Maybe was waiting for a flight and fell asleep at airport? Still not sure how op would have boarded though, unless if the ticket takers were very lax.

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Gamessence 19

He was probably ALREADY on the plane.

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EarthsMightiestHeroes 20

if this is even real, there has got to be more to the story. not possible.

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RichardPencil 30

TSA was vigilant enough to confiscate two tubs of cheese spread from my carry-on bag because it was not solid enough, yet they didn’t notice a zombie boarding the plane? How’s this fair?!?!!

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