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Impressive

Anonymous - 01/01/2010 00:06 - United States

Today, I met my boyfriend's mother for the first time and hoped to make a good first impression. When I tried to say 'Hello', a loud rippling burp came up from my throat, and not only that. A small chunk of mucus flew out and landed on the floor between us. So much for a good first impression. FML

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great 1st impression - 25/05/2014 16:09 - United Kingdom - Derby

Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time over dinner. I had to use the bathroom part way through, and ended up taking the foulest dump of my life. I cracked open a window on my way out, but my boyfriend's dad went in soon after, quickly retching and booming, "What the fuck?!" FML

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Nervous gas

Anonymous - 11/04/2023 03:00

Today, I was out to dinner with my boyfriend and his parents. It was my first time meeting them, so I was a bit nervous. As we were talking, I accidentally let out a loud burp. His parents looked at me in shock, and my boyfriend just laughed and said, "Well, she's certainly comfortable around you two." FML

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The trumpets of doom

Anonymous - 15/12/2024 15:00 - Belgium - Merendree

Today, I went to meet my boyfriend's parents for the first time. While I was at their house I got a tummy ache, then had loud explosive diarrhea. Twice. They definitely heard it all. FML

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impatient amy - 27/01/2009 14:23 - Ireland

Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. I had bad stomach cramps so I asked if I could use the bathroom. After half an hour, I flushed the toilet, it backs up and floods the bathroom. To make things worse, when I opened the door, I slipped on the wet tiles. FML

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herANDi - 03/04/2009 06:10 - Canada

Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. I'm already a clumsy person but became extra clumsy because I was nervous. After knocking over my drink for the fourth time, my boyfriend's mom angrily shouted "Did you actually come drunk for the first time meeting us?" FML

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Unloading

thanksmom - 09/01/2013 19:57 - United States - Tucson

Today, I took my boyfriend to meet my parents. As he was loading his truck, I went inside to take a surreptitious shit. I ended up clogging the toilet, and so the first thing my mom said to my boyfriend was, "You'll have to find another bathroom; she just clogged it all up." FML

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Confuddled

Anonymous - 18/10/2024 22:00 - Canada

Today, I met my boyfriend’s parents for the first time. I got nervous and tried to say, "Nice to meet you, I’ve heard a lot about you!" when I should’ve just said, "It’s nice to meet you." To make things worse, it came out as, "Nice to hear you, I’ve met a lot about you." FML

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perfectman - 12/06/2012 10:34 - Australia - Sydney

Today, it was my first time meeting my fiancé's parents. My future mother-in-law had cooked steak, hearing it was my favourite food. I somehow managed to bite my tongue, and then blurt out "Fuck!" just after she asked me how it was. FML

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Felicia doesn't approve

uneek_3225 - 22/10/2009 05:53 - United States

Today, my fiancé and I met his mother for lunch to discuss wedding plans. When we got there, I went to the bathroom to wash my hands. I heard a woman talking on her cell phone in the stall about her son's "disgusting, slutty girlfriend." The toilet flushed and my future mother-in-law walked out. FML

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anon - 16/03/2015 04:10 - Canada - Mississauga

Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. I thought everything went well, until I got a text from him later saying, "Come on mom, she isn't THAT bad." FML

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ceceisgay 0

Friday 1 January 2010 9:18

..ew.

alexandraa_fml 0

Friday 1 January 2010 9:35

Should have just thrown in the chewbacca moan/growl for good measure.

ceceisgay 0

Friday 1 January 2010 9:18

..ew.

xRawrxRandomx 0

Friday 1 January 2010 9:20

omg ewww that sucks!

mrfuzzywiggles 11

Friday 13 December 2013 22:55

I was drinking coffee in my truck waiting for my girlfriend when I read this. Now I have to clean puke off my dashboard.

Rebecca1993 0

Friday 1 January 2010 9:22

Aw, well something like that is perfectly natural. Especially if you're nervous about making a good impression. I know that when I think about things like that too much, something bad is bound to happen. Anyway, I'm sure your bf's mom won't judge you based on that (:

FrenchFry321 0

Friday 1 January 2010 9:22

Ummm...yeah...Ewwww.

iluvpandas 0

Friday 1 January 2010 9:32

Yummm

KassyNicole 0

Friday 1 January 2010 9:35

Wow, that sounds....Delicious.=)

alexandraa_fml 0

Friday 1 January 2010 9:35

Should have just thrown in the chewbacca moan/growl for good measure.

Towelie_31 0

Friday 1 January 2010 9:52

thats kind of a ****** up thing to say... i mean how do you think chewbaccas gonna feel if he hears you're comparing him to this girl? you should be more considerate

LadyDraigen 3

Friday 1 January 2010 10:15

I think I love you...

renaet 0

Friday 1 January 2010 21:22

Geez what a bitch! Chewbacca, we still love you! :]

definatelywierd 0

Friday 1 January 2010 10:21

things'll never be the same said the spaceman

allisha 7

Friday 1 January 2010 10:38

We're only humans, what are we supposed to be perfect 24/7? :/ Stuff happens At least it wasn't something on purpose, you had good intentions.

Mousebutton 0

Friday 1 January 2010 10:39

Did u follow it up by saying "shit, missed"? In any case, objective failed. Retrying will require starting from the checkpoint in front of ur bf's mother.