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bitchyhiccups - 19/03/2012 13:14 - United States - Tempe

Today, I got a horrible case of the hiccups while at my friend's mother's funeral, resulting in me squeaking loudly every five seconds during the eulogy. My friend glared daggers at me until I left the room, then later accused me of being an insensitive bitch for "trying to ruin the funeral." FML
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greeneye_fml 12

Did you try holding your breath to stop the hiccups? Works for me. But yeah its not like they're voluntary. That sucks.

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rokemay 10

It sucks that you had the hiccups but you should have quietly excused yourself and left

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LiLyReNnE 1

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Carlie_McCartney 1

Hiccups happen - they're not voluntary. There's nothing you can do about it. I'm sure your friend was just grieving...some odd stage of it. I wouldn't take it to heart, though. Sorry about your friend's mum :(

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touchesthelight 8

A sure fire cure for Hiccups (unless you're allergic) is a spoonful of peanut butter. It will work every time. I know that you can't always carry it around with you, but some vending machines do offer the squeezable peanut butter pouches. Try it if you don't believe me :)

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simsgirlgem 25

You could have held your breath but your friend should realize you didn't intentionally hiccup heck my mom started hiccuping after my great grandmother her grandmother passed away in 2011 because she was sobbing so much

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hottiewitdamesse 8

I would have been like "bitch please! You think i did that on purpose?"

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metal8lover 11

dude sounds like you have very insensitive "friends" as far as i know you can't control hiccups

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loverainyday 0

Well shes right u could have drank water! R tard

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jmcr 27

I know how you feel i squeak when i hicup too

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