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awhmaaan - 27/02/2012 15:55 - United Kingdom

Today, after suffering with bad constipation and having to eat special bread to get me to go, I have practically just pooped out a week's worth of food in 15 minutes, and I'm still going. I've passed the ring of fire stage, now I just can't feel my asshole. FML
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Vulpes21 6

Did you finish before posting this. Or are you like a war correspondent on the front lines?

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Bullheard 0

funny thing is.., right now im also taking a shit..

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samm_pd 0

damn, thats making my asshole hurt

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jsbforlife 5

Lmfao dame how did that happen

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MikaylaGill 4

I'm sorry you have to go through that shit.

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funnyman227 0

GOOD LORD!! Thats awful! I'm so sorry you had to experience that!

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dzidziaud 5

Better than the alternative--did you know fecal vomiting is actually a thing? Yup. If that stuff had built up inside of you enough, it would have come out through the other end instead. :)

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