Ring of fire

Anonymous - 26/03/2023 12:00 - United States - Ardmore

Today, I have a bad case of diarrhea. The worst part isn’t even sharting in bed while sleeping naked. It’s the severe asshole pain from having to wipe my ass twenty times in twelve hours. FML
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Dr_Alex 10

Ok, diarrhea sucks, FYL. But... Why on Earth are you talking about sleeping naked and sharting in bed as if you don't have any say in that?! Pun on the damn underpants and make your life a little easier!

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Jaymail 18

I think we’ve all been there. And done that. I really feel for you. Please get better fast.

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Jaymail 18

I think we’ve all been there. And done that. I really feel for you. Please get better fast.

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Yudith 25

I read the first sentence, and five Japanese women in spandex pantomiming the sentence immediately came to mind. I watch too much weird videos. Try a bidet for the pain, or a bowl of lukewarm water and a washcloth.

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Dr_Alex 10

Ok, diarrhea sucks, FYL. But... Why on Earth are you talking about sleeping naked and sharting in bed as if you don't have any say in that?! Pun on the damn underpants and make your life a little easier!

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Vesi 29

OK lots of people are missing this.. but start with wet wipes (do not flush!) and look for wipes with witch-hazel for once you are clean. It will save your bunghole like you would not believe!

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