Pokémon Love Generation III

Generation III

Brock - 02/02/2013 21:20 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I went on a date with a very cute girl. It went well, until I accidentally called the blueberries in her dessert Oran Berries. I sheepishly explained that they're a berry from the Pokémon universe, at which point she excused herself, never to return. FML

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wowzer - 28/08/2014 19:58 - Puerto Rico - Gurabo

Today, I went on a date with the world's biggest lightweight. She got blind drunk on wine before dessert, and slurred, "You look like... like a black... blueberry." Amused, I said, "You mean a blackberry?" She stared at me for several long seconds, confused, then passed out. Check please. FML

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chickennbenchpress - 31/05/2011 17:05 - Canada

Today, I was on my third date with a really hot girl. A guy walked by singing the Pokémon theme song. She started making fun of the guy, mocking his immaturity. I joined in, in order to keep the conversation going. Everything was going great but then my phone rang. It's the Pokémon theme song. FML

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Anonymous - 08/01/2016 16:19 - United States - Newark

Today, I had to explain to my friend that a blue raspberry is not a blackberry, and that blue raspberry is an artificial flavor, not a fruit. This explanation took much longer than it should have. FML

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High times

Anonymous - - United States

Today, I went on a date to the zoo. I soon found out that my date had eaten several hash brownies before entering. FML

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Dating is hell

ZombiKilla - 16/08/2016 02:46 - United States - Delta

Today, I went on a date. Met the guy at the restaurant, everything seemed to be going OK, but then he spent the entire dinner talking about Pokemon GO, and wouldn't let me say a word. He suddenly stops talking, gets up, says he, "doesn't feel a connection" and leaves. I had to pay the bill. FML

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Check, please!

No second date - 13/07/2025 06:00 - United States

Today, I went on a date with a fun, attractive girl. She ordered off the kid's menu, drowned her food in ketchup, and said my burger with blue cheese and bacon was disgusting. FML

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Nature is healing

Anonymous - 03/08/2021 18:01 - Germany

Today, I ended up in the hospital by accidentally eating poisonous berries, from a plant that I've known since childhood to be poisonous, which I also recognized as belonging to the nightshade family. I still don’t understand what made them look tasty. Brain fart of the century, I guess. FML

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Cookie Monster nom nom - 17/05/2021 15:01 - United States

Today, I went out on a date with a cute girl. Everything was going great, until the food arrived. She not only shoveled food into her mouth like it was going to run away, she also smacked, sucked her fingers and laughed out loud with her mouth completely full. It was like dining with a 5-year-old. FML

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rokkstarrrVRV - 28/12/2013 08:42 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I took a girl on a date. Her and her imaginary friends. FML

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Anon - 30/01/2009 11:39 - Canada

Today, I was on a date with this girl. I attempted to put my arm around her, but I elbowed her in the face instead. FML

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Sunday 3 February 2013 1:23

If she doesn't respect pokémon she doesn't deserve respect.

alexhaz64 4

Sunday 3 February 2013 1:25

You're better off this way. You need someone who can appreciate Pokemon!

SomeDeadRabbits 8

Monday 4 February 2013 23:43

And you didn't have the bright idea to save the day by saying, "I used to play it when I was little. Didn't everybody?" at the end? Come on man!

RaVeN53 7

Tuesday 5 February 2013 0:50

Pokemon is awesome...

emberge 0

Tuesday 5 February 2013 6:06

I'm a geek. I love pokemon! That girl sucks. You're awesome.

zzxjen 3

Tuesday 5 February 2013 6:30

Dude, this is the best thing ever! It's so cute! Forget that girl!!! >.

Erick_lawl 6

Tuesday 5 February 2013 7:39

Don't worry, she's not worth your time.

WeskersSexslave 15

Tuesday 5 February 2013 19:53

shes a buttface for not liking pokemon!

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Tuesday 5 February 2013 19:56

its not very effective! date escaped.

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Wednesday 6 February 2013 10:20

I would have said out loud and I quote "What...the hell? What the hell?!? I was on a Daate with a girl and she LEFT...just because I called a blueberry an oran berry which is from Pokemon. Can someone say what a bitch?"