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Violet - 19/04/2011 09:50 - Australia
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meeeoow - 22/01/2011 10:05 - Australia
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Drunk MC
Anonymous - 11/03/2013 14:03 - Sweden - Sundbyberg
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This is fine
Anonymous - 07/08/2024 02:00 - United States
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Pull yourself together
ohgosh1428 - - United States - Las Vegas
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blah - 19/01/2016 20:53 - United States - Frisco
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Z - 09/04/2011 22:29 - United Kingdom
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paige - 01/04/2011 03:18 - United States
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Illinoisgirl - 14/02/2012 14:29 - Hungary
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He's still got it
Anonymous - 26/10/2019 00:01
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Asshole
Anonymous - 07/02/2022 06:00
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he must really like the booze
agreed.
if your drunk constantly enough to make someone think that, you need some serious help.
txgirl2013
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NO!
he number 1ed a number 2? nice
I found this out about my mom recently too...
jordanprodigy023
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Wow your dad is good
ElGranOrgo
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I bet that's what she said
ImaWiseGuy
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if someones having a default state for 17 years, then there's gotta be some kinda of substance abuse behind it......
3- oyes, especially in bed. 8D.
That's what she said!
*cough
he must have drunken until you moved out... someone doesn't love :/ sorry pal
Over the past 17 years you were never able to smell alcohol on his breath?
muchagente
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of course not, you stupid man. how could she have seen it's not normal when the fml is about her thinking it is normal? i didn't mean to be rude. its an outburst.
A7X_LoVeee
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^ hahahaha
TheDrifter
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Maybe it's that constant exposure thing doc. People don't notice their own home smells because they're always there. Ops father is always drunk, so I guess it's possible she is so used to the smell that she never noticed it until it was gone.
He must just be a bundle of fun at the moment.
"There's that daughter again, pass me that drink."
can't smell vodka :)
lol there's also the fact that OP could have been drunk.....
andres19
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that man Is a Hero
Daerauko
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he needs the booze, or else he would probably beat OP for being a shitty daughter. how the **** could you not know if you live with him? uh maybe all the empty liqour or beer bottles? should have been a strong hint.
16! Cute picture :3
cldean24
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You can smell vodka. She may not have been able to smell the alcohol if she hasn't been around it and known. I thought this about my dad for years before I realized (substance abuse). Until he got arrested, that is.
is your father charlie sheen?
you're very easily fooled!
scottishandrew1
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I wish I could be drunk for 17 years lol, can't ever get a hang over if you are always drunk...
Yeah, just that huge one once you take a break.
hahahaha oh boy isn't it great to get to know your family?
That is too bad...feel sorry for you OP.
herroeverybody
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what's OP mean ?
old person original poster orange pelican take your pick
callofduty4life
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YDI for causing him to drink
^no. cod FTW
emariebake
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no, halo pwns your soul. unless you don't have one. :(
I dont. therefore, it doesn't.
TaylorTotsYumm
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You're not a ginger, though.
hotty plays cod? thts odd. haha tht rhymes.
BlackOps is the death of FPSs... but on the plus side, lots of kids are on the multiplayer :D
ThatLooksSticky
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Damn. Your father is a gifted actor! I wonder what else he's been hiding.
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Over the past 17 years you were never able to smell alcohol on his breath?
he must really like the booze