Freaky

Anonymous - 27/08/2010 09:15 - United States

Today, my new girlfriend, with whom I have not had sex yet, showed me her collection of sex toys. She picked up one approximately the size of my forearm and said "This one is my favorite." Now I'm scared for her to see me naked. FML
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rockr_chick 5

its going to be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway

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Smyth 3

A forearm sized *****? She set herself up for disappointment with that one.

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Massdebater 1

50 is clearly thick as sun dried pig shit...

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triggerit 5

be carefull during sex..., you have 100% chances to drown and die in vain...

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Melgros 0

Wtf are you talking about, 43? How could your foot size have anything to do with your feet? Guys don't even compare shoe sizes. Why are women so ******* stupid?

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FerrariCake 2

"How could your foot size have anything to do with your feet?" Ummmm... what?

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Kawaiichan42 3

Okay, not all women are stupid, just as all men aren't sexist pigs. Way to generalize, asshole.

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ladouche182 0

dont worry, she wont get the whole thing inside of her anyway.:)

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philzilla 1

it's not the size of the boat, it's the motion of the ocean No just kidding... you have a small penis

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PEHDEL 0

maybe he has a very small arm?

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