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FML's Showdown #15

By Louis - 28/06/2017 21:00

Choose your fave, watch them go!

I agree, your life sucks 418

You deserved it 165

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secretmisery05 25

Thursday 29 June 2017 5:22

I vote for Nathan. Don't get why he had to stop in the middle. Major facepalm ?

MissingLlnk 6

Friday 30 June 2017 0:44

Jake all the way!

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secretmisery05 25

Thursday 29 June 2017 5:22

I vote for Nathan. Don't get why he had to stop in the middle. Major facepalm ?

MissingLlnk 6

Friday 30 June 2017 0:44

Jake all the way!

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Today, I'm getting married. I have a big poofy white dress and, oh yes, the shits. Here's hoping I can make it down the aisle without rushing off to the toilet. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 343

You deserved it 3 517

Today, at the store, I didn't hear the cashier when she asked if I had a loyalty card. She took one look at my naturally bitchy-looking face and muttered "It's my JOB to ask, jeez." FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 763

You deserved it 2 112

Today, I had to get three teeth pulled. That would've been fine if they were all on the same side of my mouth. Nope, two were on the upper left and one on the bottom right. I kept thinking my upper lip was gauze it was so numb, and I kept drooling like a baby. I've barely been able to eat as it's so sore. FML

I agree, your life sucks 387

You deserved it 106

Today, at work as a bank teller, an angry customer complained that the payments on his two credit cards had been messed up the previous month, with the wrong amount being credited to each account. I asked if he knew who'd helped him. He said, "Well, it wasn't you - she was younger and prettier!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 989

You deserved it 2 511

Today, I got an invite to my high school reunion. With visions of wowing my former classmates, I set about starting a diet and exercise regimen. The universe had other plans. On my first run out in the fields, I managed to trip over an invisible pebble, fall into a puddle, and fuck my ankle up. The only thing I'm reuniting with now is my couch and a bag of ice. FML

I agree, your life sucks 568

You deserved it 220

Today, I got to listen to my boss lecture me about professional dress and subtly insinuate that my being on the heavier side top-wise with all the men in the office could be a problem. I've worn turtle necks for the whole two months I've been working there. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 840

You deserved it 2 453