There's a beautiful concept you're obviously not grasping, OP. It's called Common Sense. Common sense would dictate that people who can't cook without starting fires, shouldn't cook, for fear of starting a fire.

I think it's time for a new roomate

I think I'd really be put out on living with her. I bet it's really putting a damper on your friendship. Perhaps you should intervene before it all goes up in smoke.

Canadians apparently

What? You should express your concerns until she GETS IT. If you can't cook and you know there's a possibility that you may burn down the house, then you should probably stay away from the kitchen. OP, either she sticks with frozen dinners or you handle the cooking from now.

Idiots, obviously.

Oh dear.

why was 17's comment moderated. all he said was that idiots don't know how to make hotdogs.

damn the blows maybe you should ban your roommate from the stove lmao

Gotta give him props for determination.