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Don't tread on me

Kate - 23/04/2009 14:09 - United States

Today, I was waiting for the train. It arrived, I got on and the woman behind me stepped on the back of my shoe. My shoe came flying off and landed in the gutter between the train and the platform. The doors closed, the train pulled away. FML

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chloe - 29/06/2009 09:44 - Australia

Today, I was rushing to get on the train to work as I heard the "door closing" beeps. I was about to step onto the train when a man pushed me out of the way so that he could get on. My handbag fell out of my hand into the carriage. I stayed on the platform. FML

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grossfoot - 31/08/2010 06:14 - United States

Today, while getting on the subway, I tripped over the gap between the train and the platform. My flip-flop caught on the edge, and fell into the gap. I had to walk home with one flip-flop. FML

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anonymous - 22/04/2011 10:50

Today, I was on the train to work. I was up late the night before, causing me to doze off. When I woke up, I was at my station. I stood up, went to walk out of the door and fell flat on my face on a platform full of people. Someone had tied my shoelaces together. FML

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Anonymous - 21/07/2011 10:43 - Australia

Today, I was sitting waiting for my train for a long while. When it finally came, I had pins and needles in my foot. When I got up, I fell and unsuccessfully stumbled towards the train. The doors closed and it left without me. FML

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rybread - 01/03/2010 00:34 - United States

Today, I was on a crowded el train listening to my iPod touch. As I stepped off the train, my headphones got caught on a man's jacket and my iPod fell on the floor. The doors shut. I then watched the train pull away. With my iPod on it. FML

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Jerem88 - 06/08/2024 09:00 - United States - Nassua

Today, as I was stood on an escalator, my shoelace got caught in the step. Panicking, I tried to pull it out, but my shoe came off. I had to awkwardly hop back down the escalator to retrieve it while everyone around me in the mall watched. FML

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Noname - 15/03/2009 03:56 - United States

Today, I ran for the train that was about to leave. I tried to hold the doors open with my leg and got stuck. The conductor just yelled out how unbelievable and ridiculous I was and waited 2 minutes to finally release me. Everyone was laughing at me. FML

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b. - 24/09/2009 10:06 - Australia

Today, I was going shopping with a friend. I got up to get off the train and landed on my ass. Not only had I walked into the metal bar, I'd broken my $800 glasses, and the train doors had closed, with my friend on the other side of the doors. FML

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Anonymous - 30/12/2013 03:52 - United States

Today, I ran for the first time in ages when I saw my bus coming. My loose shoe went flying into a shop doorway, and I tripped into the gutter. FML

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Anonymous - - Australia

Today, I was on train when an attractive girl got on. There were no free seats and seeing as how my stop was next, I gave her mine. As soon as I did, the train came to an immediate halt, due to "brake problems". I spent the next 40 minutes standing up. FML

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loyalwolf06 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 23:21

It sucks to be going somewhere with only one shoe on though...how weird and embarrassing. :P Also depending on where you're going, it could be pretty messy without a shoe.

aupilot 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 23:16

Ouch. What a bitch.

aupilot 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 23:16

Ouch. What a bitch.

Goldenchest 14

Saturday 17 March 2012 15:29

You're waiting for a train... A train that will take you far away...

superpoptart 24

Sunday 16 December 2012 16:08

HI PERSON FROM THE FUTURE :D I love you reference

abnormalbird 11

Saturday 8 February 2014 1:54

No. It can take you anyywheeere.

XanderK 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 23:16

Wow. YLIF.

Bmlacme 3

Thursday 23 April 2009 23:16

AWW!! that suckss!! :[

JadeRose_fml 8

Thursday 23 April 2009 23:17

damn. hope the shoe wasn't expensive. it sucks that you're down a shoe now! lol

ohhboyy 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 23:17

eh it's not that much of an fml

stargirl14 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 23:19

what kind of shoes do you wear?! when someone walks on the back of my shoes that def doesnt happen

googlefrewdnoob 0

Wednesday 28 September 2011 2:18

Springloaded sandals, idiot

xTc_JEWboy 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 23:19

just a shoe jew

Jordie210 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 23:20

boo hoo. get over it.

loyalwolf06 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 23:21

It sucks to be going somewhere with only one shoe on though...how weird and embarrassing. :P Also depending on where you're going, it could be pretty messy without a shoe.