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EmbarrassedDaughter - 23/05/2010 07:27 - Canada

Today, I was on my bed on top of my boyfriend when I lost my balance and fell. My father walked in the door to see what the noise was. I don't know what is more embarrassing, my father walking in, or him walking in and saying, "That's an expensive bed." FML

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eatmyshipoopie - 18/12/2009 15:20 - United Kingdom

Today, I was getting it on with my boyfriend when my dad opened the door. I thought I hadn't been seen because the door was only open a tiny bit. I then looked into the mirror by the door to see my dad's reflection, staring at mine, horrified. I was on top. FML

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nooneatall - 15/01/2010 03:16 - France

Today, I was doing a shit load of sit-ups on my mattress. After realizing the bed was squeaking, I heard my dad laughing very hard from the basement. He thought I was masturbating. FML

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Anonymous - 27/06/2011 23:45 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend tried to climb up to my third story window in the early hours of the morning. Just before he got to the top, he slipped and fell to the ground. My dad had to drive him to the hospital at 3am. FML

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Oh hi!

showerstupid - 04/04/2009 08:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was in the shower, and I decided to go join him. I took all my clothes off and stepped into the bathroom. I slipped on some water, and ended up hitting my head on the toilet and passing out. When I came to, I saw my boyfriend's dad looking over me in his towel. Wrong person. FML

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no one - 19/06/2011 18:46 - United States

Today, my back hurt really badly, so I decided to stay in bed. After a while, I sat up to shut the door. When I leaned over to reach it, I fell off my bed and face-planted the floor. After picking myself up and getting comfortable in my bed again, I realized the door was still open. FML

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Anonymous - 11/11/2014 18:56 - United States - Dekalb

Today, I walked into my bathroom, only to find my dad passed out on the floor with his pants around his ankles. FML

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katharine - 15/03/2010 20:12 - United States

Today, I was daydreaming in bed when my phone rang from across the room. I scrambled out of my covers, tripped over a pair of boots I had by the bed, and slipped on some jeans laying on the floor. Luckily, I answered my phone in time, but only to have my mom tell me to clean my room before she got home. FML

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Anonymous - 06/01/2012 15:50 - United States

Today, while in bed with my boyfriend, I accidentally let one slip. While thinking "maybe he didn't hear, maybe he's sleeping", the shaking of the bed from his laughter let me know otherwise. FML

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cumhole - 10/10/2012 02:32 - Canada - Toronto

Today, after great sex with my boyfriend, I lay in my bed while he went to get a drink from downstairs. Hearing someone come up, I shouted out as a joke, "Damn babe, I'm covered in cum, was there a hole you didn't fill?" It wasn't my boyfriend, it was my dad. FML

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Lock it up

stickyface - 24/10/2010 05:18 - Canada

Today, I decided to be adventurous and give my boyfriend head in the downstairs TV room. Just as he was about to come, I heard someone walking towards the door. I took my mouth off to get up and lock the door right as he came. I didn't make it to the door but my dad saw something he will never forget. FML

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Sunday 23 May 2010 16:34

I bet she's glad that she isn't your girlfriend too..!

tehslack 5

Sunday 23 May 2010 18:10

I am so convinced all of these FML's are written by high school bitches.

margxoxo 0

Sunday 23 May 2010 17:13

it is obviously the latter.

AlcaSMT 0

Sunday 23 May 2010 17:34

Cuff your boyfriend next time?

nicholasborodach 0

Sunday 23 May 2010 17:43

wow Javier i can tell you get no women

kekelala3 0

Sunday 23 May 2010 17:45

Yeah, Im okay daddy!

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Sunday 23 May 2010 18:03

I'm voting for the "expensive bed" option. Is anyone keeping track? Walking in is such a cliche for an FML, but complaining about the expense of the bed is somewhat unique. I hope you are older than 14, so that your dad is so nonchalant about having sex while he's home.

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Sunday 23 May 2010 18:10

I am so convinced all of these FML's are written by high school bitches.

sw33th3art 3

Sunday 23 May 2010 18:10

wow ur dad sucks major dick. he didnt even ask if ur okk. but that was a epic fail

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Thursday 3 May 2012 3:44

He just walked in on his daughter falling off a dude she was banging. I'd hope asking her if she's ok wouldn't be the first thing on his mind. Also op definitely deserves it for having sex while her parents were home.