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Clown World

sweetsixteen - 22/06/2009 18:23 - United States

Today, I walked into my house to find several of my friends there for a surprise sweet sixteen party my mom was throwing for me. Everything was going great until the doorbell rang and a clown walked in. My mom hired a clown for my sweet sixteen. My friends took pictures. FML

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Anonymous - 06/07/2024 22:00 - United States - Reno

Today, I went to a surprise birthday party for a friend. Everyone was hiding and waiting to yell "Surprise!" when I got a call from my mom. I was loudly discussing family gossip and trying to get my mom to hang up when the door opened. Everyone yelled "Surprise!" and then turned to stare at me. FML

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Randolph - 15/10/2012 02:24 - United States - Saint Petersburg

Today, a clown came over for my son's 8th birthday party. There was a moment of silence then laughter as everyone realized the clown and I were wearing the same plaid shirt. FML

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Suprise - 17/08/2013 04:38 - United States

Today, as I returned home, I noticed some movement inside my house. Thinking it was a break-in, I called 911. It was my friends and some coworkers trying to throw me a surprise birthday party. Nobody's said a word to me since. FML

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lolu - 10/10/2010 21:45 - United States

Today, my friends threw me a Halloween themed party for my sweet sixteen. When I arrived, one of my friends jumped out from behind the door, dressed as Michael Myers. I peed myself in front of everyone I knew. FML

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Aww! You shouldn't have! ....REALLY! - 10/05/2025 15:00 - United States

Today, my friends, led by my best friend, threw me a surprise party. Bearing a cake, they all happily yelled, "SURPRISE! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!" by suddenly barging in… through the bathroom door. I was on the toilet, in the middle of taking a dump. FML

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Anon - 28/11/2023 14:00 - Canada

Today, after I tried to plan a surprise party for my friend, and a series of miscommunications and accidental reveals, it turned it into a surprise party for myself. I walked into a room filled with people shouting, "Surprise!" FML

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Anonymous - 09/08/2009 17:15 - United States

Today, it was my boyfriend's mom's surprise birthday party. I was sent to pick up the very expensive cake and dozens of balloons. Not only was it windy and the balloons flew away, I tripped and dropped the cake. In the driveway in front of all their family and friends. FML

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I hate myself - 21/06/2025 15:00 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I thought I was going to a friend’s birthday party. Turns out, it was a surprise party for someone else... and I was the surprise. Everyone shouted “Surprise!” and I realized I wasn’t invited. I awkwardly ate a cupcake and left. FML

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PmS - 08/03/2009 07:16 - United States

Today, it's my birthday, and I was going over to my friend's house for dinner. When I walked in, everyone yelled, "Surprise!" and then turned on the lights. When my friend looked over at me, she said, "Wrong person guys, turn off the lights." FML

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NotRetarded - 11/04/2009 02:37 - United States

Today, I went to a friend's sweet sixteen. Since I didn't know any else at the party I was really happy when the mother told me she sat me next to someone she thought I would have a lot in common with. He ended up being mentally challenged and talked to a sock puppet the whole party. FML

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mexicansweetie48 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 0:57

lol. wow get over it. have fun gosh.

NGM_47 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 0:59

Well at least your mom is better than most moms on this site cause it seems like she really she tried :D

GrinningColossus 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 5:51

CLOWNS ARE AWESOME IM JEALOUS

Raytestrak 3

Thursday 2 July 2009 15:28

Clowns are creepy and what's the big deal with becoming 16? You those massive sweet 16 parties on mtv with abnoxious kids whining that the car they get is too small ... Be glad your parents throw you a party and STFU.

I_iz_epic 0

Wednesday 2 September 2009 5:01

Was it a GOOD clown??

Panda_monium_Ink 0

Saturday 10 October 2009 8:29

Oh man, id have cried... Cuz im terrified of clowns. So are all my friends lol

2gether4ever 0

Saturday 3 April 2010 5:10

how the hell is this an fml !!??!!??!!??

iRichiq 3

Tuesday 17 August 2010 2:45

All i got for my 'sweet' 16 is a lamp with a bookclip to read at night. thanks mom, I hace iBooks yknow?

SigmaSky 5

Tuesday 8 March 2011 23:58

Don't complain. You have a mother that tried to do something nice for you and friends to celebrate your special day with. I never even celebrated my sixteenth birthday. Or any birthday before or after that.