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jay ze punk - 29/01/2013 19:56 - France - Metz-tessy

Today, I took my new girlfriend to meet my grandmother. We were drinking coffee when my gran leaned to one side and let out a huge fart. Proud of herself, she added, "That one didn't pay his rent on time!" Coffee came out of my girlfriend's nose. FML
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lishajoy777 14

Your Grandma is AWESOME!

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zombieslayer83 19

Did pay the gas bill though!

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talloctopus 7

I'm not sure why it's a fml. your gf had to laugh hard enough to do that. good sense of humour from her. and wicked awesome gramdma

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RedPillSucks 31

My son yells "Safety!" when he farts, and he's 16. I still don't understand what so damn safe about it.

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SaintT 15

It's a game kids play. If he plays anything like I did as a kid you should shout doorknob before he can say safety and you get to punch him in the arm until he touches a doorknob.

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mommy2cassidy 18

Yup it's still like that. My stepkids play it haha.

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klovemachine 24

OMG another reference to a previous FML :) awesome

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allsmilesnow88 5

Dude, your grandma is AWESOMELY EPIC!!!!!!!!

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U_GotitDude 18

Coffee came out from laughter or...?

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svahrsrdacwby87 7

If your girlfriend laughed really hard at your Grandmother farting and making a fart joke...then she is a keeper!!

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dancinwookie 21

The first, and only, time I heard my grandma fart was when she bent over to pick up something she'd dropped and she let one free. Her face was priceless and her response of, "Oh my! Pardon me, that just slipped out," and walking off, are what make for golden family moments.

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jedielf 23

If the gf found that disgusting, she is definitely not a keeper.

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