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RBergman - 25/04/2015 20:05 - United States - Basin

Today, I had to arrest my own boyfriend for having sex in public. FML
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Not only did you dodge a bullet but you got to arrest the cheating bastard yourself :)

MrZsDad 19

Did you crank the AC and put him on suicide watch?

If you're cop you shouldn't be mentioning who you're arresting. Pretty sure that's a contravention of the confidentiality agreement most police departments enforce. It shows your city, your boss could find out very easily. Take it from someone on the legal field don't mention mention this on a public forum.

This totally needs a follow up!!! I'm assuming your a police officer and you caught him having public sex with someone else or... You citizen arrested him for trying it on in public? Too many un answered questions!!!

martin8337 35

So this FML is not about sexual role-playing?

No baby that was not me. A lie that can not be uttered by him. Trash only belongs in one place.... the dump.

guys i don't think that people go to prison for (i'm assuming) first offence public indecency.

An ideal time for some police brutality, I'd say.

I would have enjoyed arresting him myself in this case!