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Stacy - 21/03/2009 00:43 - United States

Today, I went into my older brother's room to get a condom. This happened the other day too when my boyfriend forgot one. So I went in and there was a note that said, "Stop using my condoms. And your boyfriend sounds like a girl when he climaxes." FML

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dry spell - 02/07/2013 16:17 - United States - Belfair

Today, my mom stole the condoms out of my room and gave them to my little brother because I "won't be needing them anytime soon". FML

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Anonymous - 02/03/2017 17:00 - Canada - Elora

Today, I was cleaning my older brother's room in my mom's house after he had just moved out with his girlfriend. I guess I was multitasking a little too much and not paying too much attention to what I was doing and I realized 15 seconds later, I was holding a used condom in my right hand. FML

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the_lonely_life - 27/06/2013 01:02 - United States

Today, I cleaned up my brother's room, since he's moved out. Under the bed I found a Doritos bag full of used condoms. FML

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That's that, then

Anonymous - 12/09/2020 08:02

Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML

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useyourownbed - 18/09/2012 20:06 - United States - Byron

Today, my sister walked into my room, saying her boyfriend "forgot something." She then reached under my bed and pulled out a pair of boxers and a condom wrapper. Her response to my disgust was, "My bed was dirty." FML

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Mary - 04/12/2011 22:47 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend was packing for his annual hunting trip, I saw him slip a box of condoms into his bag. FML

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Fred - 20/03/2015 01:06 - United States - Kingston

Today, I gave my friend condoms since he didn't have any and he was planning on "getting lucky." Little did I know he was planning on "getting lucky" with my sister. FML

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Noname - 25/02/2009 01:20 - United States

Today, I went to get a condom because my boyfriend and I were going to have sex for the first time. When I opened the drawer, I saw that every single condom had a Jesus pin stabbed through it, and a note on top of the box saying, "Love, mom." FML

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Anonymous - 21/02/2015 13:46

Today, my dad gave my younger brother condoms and a pat on the back, even though he doesn't have a girlfriend. This is after called me a whore after he saw me kissing my long-term boyfriend last week. FML

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NeverCampingAgain - 15/02/2009 00:38 - United States

Today, I looked on my sister's phone. There was a text from her boyfriend: "Let's go camping again, I bought more condoms so we won't make a big mess this time." Last time they went camping, they borrowed my sleeping bag. FML

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samarjit_khanna 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 9:19

What was the brother doing listening to his little sister having sex. Ewww... **** his life..

ashleyy_fml 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 9:07

HAHA. Embarrassment.

Chronological 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 10:52

It's alright. My boyfriend sounds like a chic too.

Megzx 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 12:40

lol sorrie but tht made me laugh :P

jdrives 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 16:18

your brother is awesome. and I, for one, am just glad you're responsible enough to be using condoms in the first place. it would be a good move to buy your own instead of using your brother's (which would gross me out, personally...but then again my bro is 14), but at least you're using them. if you and your bf both buy a box and keep it at your respective houses, you're always prepared!

SalingerL37 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 22:16

My brother doesnt care too much because i look like a guy and i can beat them up.... teehee

podrummer9209 0

Monday 23 March 2009 1:43

That's why you get kinky and gag them. =P

Cutiepie101 0

Monday 23 March 2009 3:00

Omg! And I can't believe your brother is so cool with that! I have eight older brothers and they are super protective! They freak out when I hang out with a guy who is just a friend! And they've followed me on dates before!