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Stacy - 21/03/2009 00:43 - United States

Today, I went into my older brother's room to get a condom. This happened the other day too when my boyfriend forgot one. So I went in and there was a note that said, "Stop using my condoms. And your boyfriend sounds like a girl when he climaxes." FML

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dry spell - 02/07/2013 16:17 - United States - Belfair

Today, my mom stole the condoms out of my room and gave them to my little brother because I "won't be needing them anytime soon". FML

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Anonymous - 02/03/2017 17:00 - Canada - Elora

Today, I was cleaning my older brother's room in my mom's house after he had just moved out with his girlfriend. I guess I was multitasking a little too much and not paying too much attention to what I was doing and I realized 15 seconds later, I was holding a used condom in my right hand. FML

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the_lonely_life - 27/06/2013 01:02 - United States

Today, I cleaned up my brother's room, since he's moved out. Under the bed I found a Doritos bag full of used condoms. FML

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That's that, then

Anonymous - 12/09/2020 08:02

Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML

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useyourownbed - 18/09/2012 20:06 - United States - Byron

Today, my sister walked into my room, saying her boyfriend "forgot something." She then reached under my bed and pulled out a pair of boxers and a condom wrapper. Her response to my disgust was, "My bed was dirty." FML

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Mary - 04/12/2011 22:47 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend was packing for his annual hunting trip, I saw him slip a box of condoms into his bag. FML

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Fred - 20/03/2015 01:06 - United States - Kingston

Today, I gave my friend condoms since he didn't have any and he was planning on "getting lucky." Little did I know he was planning on "getting lucky" with my sister. FML

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Noname - 25/02/2009 01:20 - United States

Today, I went to get a condom because my boyfriend and I were going to have sex for the first time. When I opened the drawer, I saw that every single condom had a Jesus pin stabbed through it, and a note on top of the box saying, "Love, mom." FML

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Anonymous - 21/02/2015 13:46

Today, my dad gave my younger brother condoms and a pat on the back, even though he doesn't have a girlfriend. This is after called me a whore after he saw me kissing my long-term boyfriend last week. FML

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NeverCampingAgain - 15/02/2009 00:38 - United States

Today, I looked on my sister's phone. There was a text from her boyfriend: "Let's go camping again, I bought more condoms so we won't make a big mess this time." Last time they went camping, they borrowed my sleeping bag. FML

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samarjit_khanna 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 9:19

What was the brother doing listening to his little sister having sex. Ewww... **** his life..

ashleyy_fml 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 9:07

HAHA. Embarrassment.

TheOrpheus 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 22:54

lol.

kellster 2

Saturday 21 March 2009 23:14

Maybe trying buying your own condoms instead of stealing your brother's? Did you think of that? Also, get a boyfriend who brings his own. Ditto to all the comments about having (loud) sex at home while other people are there, etc. You don't sound terribly bright.

dammn 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 23:33

HAAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHA LOL # 9 !

gallaway_girl 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 23:46

LOVE IT!!!! this for sure has happened to me too, no worries girl

Spongebob_fml 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 0:10

#15 is right on the button with this one. Especially since this clearly isn't a one off thing, if he isn't packing his own, you should seriously worry about what he might have. There are enough stories on FML about spreading STDs.

jayhawk63 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 0:56

Well...does he? Does he sound like a girl? Get a real man...one who can buy his own damn condoms.

Trooth 13

Sunday 22 March 2009 1:21

well that should teach you about having sex in the first place.

meaganwas 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 2:55

Your brother is awesome.

SilentGround 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 2:56

you should definately buy your own condoms. or get a new boyfriend. unless you like the sound of girls, then stick with him or just get with a girl. whatever floats your boat.