Break in

GodDaughter - 20/09/2009 00:08 - United States

Today, I was locked out of my house so I texted my cousin to come over and help me get in. She came over, stood on a chair and lifted me through the smallest unlocked window possible. Sadly, this was my bathroom window and I ended up head-first into my toilet. FML
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allmidnighteyes 10

So? it's your own toilet. If you didn't flush, or left discharge all over the seat, it's your own fault.

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andyroxs 2

You wouldnt be alive if you fell that hard into the toilet head first.

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Artanias 0

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, holy shit thats brilliant, don't really care about the probability of this being true, story is awesome :D

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ohmanz 0

someone needs to do an illustration of this..

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musicloverabc 0

haha she came in through the bathroom window.(:

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Skimbap 0

I'm sucking a lollipop, wanna see my nuts?

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angel55033 12

at least you got in and really know how to dive into things lol

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cinnamondemon 8

Why did I think of that Spongebob episode with the strangler/bodyguard and Spongebob locked himself out?

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Burton_Forever 23

Atleast you didn't break your neck!

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