Thief Transportation BIKES?!

BIKES?!

Anonymous - - United States

Today, I rode my bike to work. Once there, I realized I'd forgotten my bike lock. For fear of it being stolen, I quickly rode home and took my car instead. When I later got home, I realized my bike was missing. Someone stole it from my backyard. FML

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trixanne - - Australia - Sydney

Today, anticipating another stressful day of work, I left my house with a cluster of thoughts in my mind. It was only when I heard my front door lock behind me, my hand still resting on the handle, that I realised I had forgotten my house keys. FML

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STOP! THIEF!

Anonymous - - United States - Stamford

Today, my boss entrusted me with his car to run an errand, as I usually take the bus. I managed to get there and back safely before someone slammed into me while I was re-entering the lot, causing major damage. It was his wife, who thought I was a car thief. FML

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Anonymous - 03/08/2016 18:01 - United States - Albuquerque

Today, my car broke down in the middle of nowhere. I walked about 3 miles to the nearest house to call a tow truck. When I got back to where I left my car, it was gone. FML

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Anonymous - - United States - New Orleans

Today, I got lost, and eventually noticed that I'd passed by the same house a few times. Apparently somebody who lives on that street noticed as well, because the next time I passed by, the police were waiting for me. FML

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sunny_funny - - Cyprus - Nicosia

Today, my car broke down. My colleague came to get me and then, later, my husband picked me up from work. We went to collect my abandoned car, but it was gone. It took 10 minutes of me panicking and thinking it had been stolen before he crumpled in laughter and told me he'd already collected it. FML

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emoney - - United States

Today, I was walking out of my front door in the town where I intern. I live alone and know no one. As I'm locking the door, I see a golf ball wedged between my mat and step. I notice that there's writing on it so I pick it up to read, "You look hot when you sleep." FML

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Morgan - - United States

Today, I lost my dog. I looked around my neighborhood for hours, and found him under my bed asleep when I got home. FML

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Ro. - - United States

Today, my car was stolen. I got it back later without the engine, any of the wheels or my brand new radio and speakers. They even took my car mats. FML

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OneGirlsLife -

Today, someone tried to break into my car. They tried to do so by jamming a key into my lock, only for the key to break. I guess the key cut their hand, because I had the pleasure of finding the person's blood all over my passenger door. FML

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paranoid neighborhood - 27/11/2013 17:51 - United States - Orlando

Today, I was walking back home from a party, when I received an email from our neighborhood watch. It said to beware, because a "thug-like" stranger with a white shirt and brown hair had entered the neighborhood. My hair is indeed brown and I was wearing a white shirt. FML

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burntoast 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 16:09

Wow, you must have been really early the first time.

angel12689 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 16:10

Um.... Why is this labeled intimacy? Does someone need a dictionary?

Roflsauruz 12

Tuesday 15 May 2012 2:09

FYL because I remember my bike being stolen and it sucks. Mine was a cheap bike next to a whole bunch of expensive brand bikes, was locked up, and they STLL took mine.

ohaiibebe 0

Monday 25 June 2012 23:08

So.. You road your bike to work, saw you left the bike lock, and then road back home... Just to take your car... Why didnt you grab the bike lock you left, and bike back to work?

Mademoiselle_fml 34

Wednesday 26 December 2012 10:13

Because then he would've been late to work. The car is obviously faster than the bike. He already went and came back with the bike, so going again with the bike would've taken too long.